Prayers of Vengence: May his children be fatherless

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

Can one truly pray a prayer of vengeance against someone with long uncut hair? It seems like the two should cancel each other out.

I'm sure God has to weigh many factors and reach the right decision on which prayers to answer (vengeance prayers or otherwise)!

[John Atkinson]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I'm sure God has to weigh many factors and reach the right decision on which prayers to answer (vengeance prayers or otherwise)!

Yeah. I asked him for a million bucks once, he's been thinkin about it for 20 years....

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by John Atkinson

Yeah. I asked him for a million bucks once, he's been thinkin about it for 20 years....

[Walks_in_islam]

LOL

Originally Posted by John Atkinson

Yeah. I asked him for a million bucks once, he's been thinkin about it for 20 years....

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by Timmy

I'm sure God has to weigh many factors and reach the right decision on which prayers to answer (vengeance prayers or otherwise)!

Are you implying this scenario Timmy...?


http://www.mrdeity.com/s1ep4.html

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

Are you implying this scenario Timmy...?


http://www.mrdeity.com/s1ep4.html

Something like that. (Love Mr D, btw! )

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

Are you implying this scenario Timmy...?


http://www.mrdeity.com/s1ep4.html

And then there's the classic "Bruce Almighty" scene.

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Bruce is temporarily given the job of being God for a while. The prayers are driving him crazy (and they're just from the New York area!), until he devises an ingenious way of handling them: a computer! Prayers are sent to the email in-box. Still, there are so many of them, he's overwhelmed. Finally, he just does an all-inbox answer: YES! Well, this wreaks havoc, let me tell you! Thousands of people have to share the lottery jackpot, e.g.

God's job isn't easy!

[Timmy]

And back to the thread topic, any other testimonies? Anyone else want to take a stab at me? (Again, a nonfatal vengeance, please. I can't stress that enough! )

[TJJJ]

Originally Posted by Timmy

And back to the thread topic, any other testimonies? Anyone else want to take a stab at me? (Again, a nonfatal vengeance, please. I can't stress that enough! )

Here goes a bad one!!


MAY ALL YOUR GRANDBABIES BE BORNED NEKKID.....

One of Elder Westburg's favorite curses.

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by TJJJ

Here goes a bad one!!


MAY ALL YOUR GRANDBABIES BE BORNED NEKKID.....

One of Elder Westburg's favorite curses.