What to expect when Liberal nut jobs rule America

Praxeas · #1 04-23-2007, 08:05 PM

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."

In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=55342

#2 04-23-2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Praxeas

Singer Sheryl Crow, fresh from a confrontation with Karl Rove at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, has some unique ideas about saving the planet from "global warming."

In a blog chronicling her thoughts during a college tour with Laurie David, producer of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth," she suggests "a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she writes.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/ar...TICLE_ID=55342

Does not matter, nuts are nuts you have them in both groups~

CC1 · #3 04-23-2007, 08:10 PM

There are further quotes by her about this on the web today. She speifically suggestede everyone could do with just one square of toilet paper except in those "pesky" situations where you might need three!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Praxeas · #4 04-23-2007, 08:12 PM

Al Gore will have to invent the toilet cam linked to your enviropolice department so they can arrest you for wiping with more than one square

CC1 · #5 04-23-2007, 08:15 PM

Perhaps Hillary can incorporate this toilet paper rationing into her National Healthcare program.

With all of the money we save in toilet paper Hillary can tax us more to pay for all of the illegal aliens medical care and that of the folks too lazy to work!!

Praxeas · #6 04-23-2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CC1

Perhaps Hillary can incorporate this toilet paper rationing into her National Healthcare program.

With all of the money we save in toilet paper Hillary can tax us more to pay for all of the illegal aliens medical care and that of the folks too lazy to work!!

For what the dollar is worth maybe we can all wipe with green backs?