Christmas Gifts

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

If you're gonna call him for prayer you better hurry before he's translated!

BT

Yeah, no kidding!!! BT, can you do all these things?

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by jmspiers

Well, Jesus said that if we pray according to His will then we get everything we ask for. It's His will for people to throw baseballs 90 mph, so as long as I pray it in the right way then I get fast answers. But that's only because I'm holier than most other prayer warriors.



And jump wildly. I forgot that one!

I need to work on my jumping.

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by notofworks

Yeah, no kidding!!! BT, can you do all these things?

Yeah, probably could if I could remember them! No! Wait.... I can't do a lot that stuff....might pull a rib out of joint or get down and not be able to get up. Let's just let prophet (should I have capatalized prophet?) spiers.... excuse me, Spiers, take care of all the physical stuff!

BT

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

Yeah, probably could if I could remember them! No! Wait.... I can't do a lot that stuff....might pull a rib out of joint or get down and not be able to get up. Let's just let prophet (should I have capatalized prophet?) spiers.... excuse me, Spiers, take care of all the physical stuff!

BT

Excuses. Maybe that's my boy's problem. He's just using excuses.

[jmspiers]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

Yeah, probably could if I could remember them! No! Wait.... I can't do a lot that stuff....might pull a rib out of joint or get down and not be able to get up. Let's just let prophet (should I have capatalized prophet?) spiers.... excuse me, Spiers, take care of all the physical stuff!

BT

I once met a man named Thou. We compared standards of holiness. He had a lot, but mine were better. My hair was shorter, my sleeves were longer, I jumped higher and shouted louder. At the end of the day one thing was clear: I'm definitely holier than Thou.

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by jmspiers

I once met a man named Thou. We compared standards of holiness. He had a lot, but mine were better. My hair was shorter, my sleeves were longer, I jumped higher and shouted louder. At the end of the day one thing was clear: I'm definitely holier than Thou.

Boy JM I'm sure liking a lot of the things that I've read that you have written! Now don't mess it up with some far out left field, (oh excuse that term,) political outburst! I can quit liking you as fast as I started liking you!
Just sayin'

Been Thinkin

[jmspiers]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

Boy JM I'm sure liking a lot of the things that I've read that you have written! Now don't mess it up with some far out left field, (oh excuse that term,) political outburst! I can quit liking you as fast as I started liking you!
Just sayin'

Been Thinkin

LOL don't worry. Politics is one thing I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by jmspiers

LOL don't worry. Politics is one thing I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole

N.O.W, this is too good to be true. But, jmspiers probably won't last long on AFF. He writes with sense, shouts with vigor, "he's holier than Thou," get's his prayers answered in 24 hours and won't touch politics with a ten foot pole! Can you believe it? Welcome "Oh Holy One!" (I'm talking about spiers, NOW! Just in case you should get mixed up!)

Been Thinkin

[jmspiers]

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

Welcome "Oh Holy One!"

Please, please, no need for fuss. "Apostle" or "Supreme Bishop" is good enough for humble old me

[BeenThinkin]

Originally Posted by jmspiers

Please, please, no need for fuss. "Apostle" or "Supreme Bishop" is good enough for humble old me

Okay "Apostle-Supreme Bishop" give me an inspiring interpretation of this scripture!

Ac 1:20* For it is written in the book of Psalms, Let his habitation be desolate, and let no man dwell therein: and his bishoprick let another take.

Been Thinkin'.......and sometimes it hurts!