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02-02-2011, 06:56 PM
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paladin for truth
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
AFF is currently recruiting for ( S.P.A.M.)  Spin doctors,  Prooftexters and  Magicians. Vacancies exist for posters expressing peripheral interpretations and exceptionally ambitious exegeses on passages of the Bible. Competitive candidates will express proficiency in softwares such Prooftext Pro 3, Doctrine Creator Plus, and Houdini-Think Professional. Please send all e-registrations to admins for consideration.
These wanted ads are due to a lack of participation from S.P.A.M.s. Lately, AFF’s “inbox” has been unbalanced with honest inquiry, healthy debate, and friendly disagreement. AFF needs S.P.A.M.s to bring balance to the forum.
If AFF members will be so kind as to help me with the qualifiers…we need…
Spin doctors with spin skills so wicked, you can convince an audience to wish for Job’s suffering over Solomon’s wisdom because “the endgame is what really counts.”
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02-02-2011, 06:57 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
Your creative is really underused.
Good stuff.
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02-02-2011, 07:01 PM
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paladin for truth
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
We need...
Professional prooftexters with skills so nasty, you can debate the meaning of the word "debate" written in scripture to be the moral equivalent of murder, thereby winning the debate preemptively.
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02-02-2011, 07:01 PM
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Scripture > Tradition
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South Florida
Posts: 1,758
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
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Originally Posted by noeticknight
AFF is currently recruiting for ( S.P.A.M.) Spin doctors, Prooftexters and Magicians. Vacancies exist for posters expressing peripheral interpretations and exceptionally ambitious exegeses on passages of the Bible. Competitive candidates will express proficiency in softwares such Prooftext Pro 3, Doctrine Creator Plus, and Houdini-Think Professional. Please send all e-registrations to admins for consideration.
These wanted ads are due to a lack of participation from S.P.A.M.s. Lately, AFF’s “inbox” has been unbalanced with honest inquiry, healthy debate, and friendly disagreement. AFF needs S.P.A.M.s to bring balance to the forum.
If AFF members will be so kind as to help me with the qualifiers…we need…
Spin doctors with spin skills so wicked, you can convince an audience to wish for Job’s suffering over Solomon’s wisdom because “the endgame is what really counts.” |
Do I get to make a Alt account with admin permission and even debate myself to give the proper strawman scenarios?
Apocrypha/Erik Webster the well balanced moderate with a twist of lib flavor against Sophist-icated/Unknown Poster who is a fire breathing ultracon who breaks out with Bernards "Holiness a second look" with page number and reference lists?
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Name-calling is the last resort of an exhausted mind.
When people have the facts, they argue the facts.
When they don't have the facts, they call names.
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02-02-2011, 07:06 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: AZ
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
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Originally Posted by noeticknight
We need...
Professional prooftexters with skills so nasty, you can debate the meaning of the word "debate" written in scripture to be the moral equivalent of murder, thereby winning the debate preemptively.
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And know how to call out every logical fallacy, real or real sounding as a tool to cut down the opponents points, thus never having to deal with them in the first place! Of course if you DO have to "deal with them" that won't be an issue either with the glowing hot iron prose available betwixt your fingers and the keyboard!
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02-02-2011, 07:06 PM
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paladin for truth
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
We need...
Magician ministers with scriptural sleight of hand so cunning, you can convince divinity students that Roman soldiers made the cheeks of Jesus to bleed by using tweezers, since He promoted the clean-shaven look.
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02-02-2011, 07:07 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Texas
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
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Originally Posted by noeticknight
AFF is currently recruiting for (S.P.A.M.) Spin doctors, Prooftexters and Magicians. Vacancies exist for posters expressing peripheral interpretations and exceptionally ambitious exegeses on passages of the Bible. Competitive candidates will express proficiency in softwares such Prooftext Pro 3, Doctrine Creator Plus, and Houdini-Think Professional. Please send all e-registrations to admins for consideration.
These wanted ads are due to a lack of participation from S.P.A.M.s. Lately, AFF’s “inbox” has been unbalanced with honest inquiry, healthy debate, and friendly disagreement. AFF needs S.P.A.M.s to bring balance to the forum.
If AFF members will be so kind as to help me with the qualifiers…we need…
Spin doctors with spin skills so wicked, you can convince an audience to wish for Job’s suffering over Solomon’s wisdom because “the endgame is what really counts.” |
noeticknight.... You missed something! What is the "A" in S.P."A".M stand for? The "and" won't work! There's nothing "And" can do or not do! Come on! You can do better than that!
Been Thinkin
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02-02-2011, 07:07 PM
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Scripture > Tradition
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: South Florida
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
Quote:
Originally Posted by noeticknight
We need...
Magician ministers with scriptural sleight of hand so cunning, you can convince divinity students that Roman soldiers made the cheeks of Jesus to bleed by using tweezers, since He promoted the clean-shaven look.
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Someone needs to do a mass recruitment drive from AMF then.
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Name-calling is the last resort of an exhausted mind.
When people have the facts, they argue the facts.
When they don't have the facts, they call names.
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02-02-2011, 07:07 PM
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My Family!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Collierville, TN
Posts: 31,786
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
Noe - - you are very talented! Love when you post!
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02-02-2011, 07:10 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: AZ
Posts: 16,746
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Re: URGENT: AFF In Need of S.P.A.M.!
You need someone like this!
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