Knights In Service of Satan & Other Conspiracies

[Sam]

Remember the theory that if you played a country song backward....

Mama would come back from Heaven,
Your truck would be returned by the person who repossessed it,
Your Dad would get out of jail,
Your dog would come back to life,
Your best friend would send your wife back home,
You would move back to the cabin in the hills,
You would quit your job in Dee-troit
The little old country church would reopen,
etc.

[scotty]

Originally Posted by Sam

Remember the theory that if you played a country song backward....

Mama would come back from Heaven,
Your truck would be returned by the person who repossessed it,
Your Dad would get out of jail,
Your dog would come back to life,
Your best friend would send your wife back home,
You would move back to the cabin in the hills,
You would quit your job in Dee-troit
The little old country church would reopen,
etc.

It's more positive today though. Now days if you played it backwards....

Earl wouldn't have to die
She wouldn't have to sit by the door with a loaded shotgun
Nobody would have to worry about the long black train
and you wouldn't have to "uh uh uh uh uh uh undoit"