Old Paths II is...

[The Mrs]

Originally Posted by Apprehended

Maybe he means he needs a kick in the seat of the pants to get him up.

No, I'm pretty sure leverage implies firm, even pressure.

Kicking would be a one time, powerful event.

Not the same thing.

Besides...I really want to inflict the most amount of pain, and that would be with a good solid twisting.

[Apprehended]

Originally Posted by The Mrs

No, I'm pretty sure leverage implies firm, even pressure.

Kicking would be a one time, powerful event.

Not the same thing.

Besides...I really want to inflict the most amount of pain, and that would be with a good solid twisting.

[jediwill83]

*hums kung fu fighting*

[The Mrs]

Is it a full moon yet???

[OldPathsII]

Originally Posted by The Mrs

You mean like someone to twist your arm???

I'm just trying to find some way to get someone on this God-forsaken forum to be nice to me! And please don't infract me for saying that. I'm trying to be funny (sort of).

[The Mrs]

Originally Posted by OldPathsII

I'm just trying to find some way to get someone on this God-forsaken forum to be nice to me! And please don't infract me for saying that. I'm trying to be funny (sort of).

Aawwww...OPII...we're just teasing you!!! You poor little thing...feeling all cold and alone in your little corner of the forum.

Come on out and play with us!

It'll be fun! You'll see!!!

[Apprehended]

Originally Posted by OldPathsII

I'm just trying to find some way to get someone on this God-forsaken forum to be nice to me! And please don't infract me for saying that. I'm trying to be funny (sort of).

OP2,

Pay no attention to that eyebrow plucking wicked woman. She is Marie Antoinette reincarnated trying to inflict pain on us all.

She's right. The water is fine. Take off your clothes and jump in...Leave your boots on. I wouldn't want you to be completely naked.

[OldPathsII]

Originally Posted by The Mrs

Aawwww...OPII...we're just teasing you!!! You poor little thing...feeling all cold and alone in your little corner of the forum.

Come on out and play with us!

It'll be fun! You'll see!!!

Good heavens, I'm trying!!

[Apprehended]

Originally Posted by OldPathsII

Good heavens, I'm trying!!

Since I am a former business man myself and a Preacher of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, I would like to hear about both your business and your ministry. Tell me about it.....

[OldPathsII]

Originally Posted by Apprehended

OP2,

Pay no attention to that eyebrow plucking wicked woman. She is Marie Antoinette reincarnated trying to inflict pain on us all.

She's right. The water is fine. Take off your clothes and jump in...Leave your boots on. I wouldn't want you to be completely naked.

Well, I'll give it another try. So far I've been unsuccessful at saying more than ten words without getting thrown off the forum! I had a few friends warn me this would happen and I wouldn't listen and I hate to admit they were right, so I'm gonna give it another go-around. Pray for me!