Originally Posted by BeenThinkin
Do you know the difference in a "Hymn" and a modern "Praise and Worship" song? Heard this from a Christian comedian! Thought you might like it... or not!
The old country farmer said it like this....
"The cows .... are ...... in the corn!" — Now that's a Hymn!
Now this is a modern day praise song.....
"The cows, the cows, the cows, all of the cows, everyone of the cows are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn...... did you hear me the corn! All, all, all, all, all of the cows, the cows, the cows, the cows, are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn! Yes, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, in the corn!"
"The cows, the cows, the cows, all of the cows, everyone of the cows are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn...... did you hear me the corn! All, all, all, all, all of the cows, the cows, the cows, the cows, are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn! Yes, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, in the corn!"
"The cows, the cows, the cows, all of the cows, everyone of the cows are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn...... did you hear me the corn! All, all, all, all, all of the cows, the cows, the cows, the cows, are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn! Yes, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, in the corn!"
"The cows, the cows, the cows, all of the cows, everyone of the cows are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn...... did you hear me the corn! All, all, all, all, all of the cows, the cows, the cows, the cows, are in the corn, the corn, the corn, the corn! Yes, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen, in the corn!"
Hey, hey, I didn't say not.... the old farmer said it!
Been Thinkin
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