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Old 03-05-2012, 05:51 AM
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Re: Machine Gun Preacher

Go you therefore into all the world and kill as many as you can.
When a man smites thee on thine check, beat him into the ground.
If a man sues thee, burn down his house in the night.
If you neighbor has something against you, go to your neighbor and curse him out.
If any man asks you to walk a mile with him, tell that man he is nuts.
It is OK to lie if it will help someone.
Drink the wine while it is red before someone else does.
Steal if your children are hungry.
It's OK to cheat on your wife as long as she does not know.
Believe anything you what and bring it into your house.
Fellowship with the ungodly, maybe something from you will wear off on them.

Sorry, I was just make believeing inthe world.

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