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Old 02-01-2013, 10:01 PM
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Re: Signs of a Controlling Church<<<

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I'm not joining.
Ya know... I'm having second thoughts too... surely there must be an easier way to get through them pearly gates.... why them horses, I just can't bear the thoughts of walking everywhere, and now I have no car AND no coffee table, and I can't even gossip anymore! What's a body to do without a little gossip for the spice of life?

And to go and talk to the bishop ... why he reminds me a little too much of Elder Epley here... in fact I think they may be twin brothers... I just can't do it... I just can't...

Are you SURE there's not an easier way to heaven then this? I mean the Bishop just scares me and Ms. Cindy... well... its not that important anyway about her bun. Forget I even said anything about it... ok?

And Sis. Emma - after you preached and prophesied, and.... spit all over me and messed up my bun... whew... I don't know how I can continue in this Apostolic business... I didn't know it was gonna get this hot n heavy....
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