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Old 02-02-2013, 10:27 AM
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I think she has been reading one them watered down new fangled bibles like the NIV on CD. What is a CD??? She needs the KJV to set her feet back on solid ground...... wait I gotta go the cats head is spinning around.
CD's are shiny. Bad.

By the way, demons cannot be cast out of cats by anyone who is not Apostolic Amish. So, if you can't take care of the cat and your wife continues to wear make-up, it's your fault. Your heart is not right. Walk in the straight paths, brother and your life will go well.
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Old 02-02-2013, 10:28 AM
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Well....my dog doesn't talk over a coffee table so maybe you are correct. She also doesn't ride in a buggy...she prefers to saddle up.
Of course, I am, yet again, correct.
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CD's are shiny. Bad.

By the way, demons cannot be cast out of cats by anyone who is not Apostolic Amish. So, if you can't take care of the cat and your wife continues to wear make-up, it's your fault. Your heart is not right. Walk in the straight paths, brother and your life will go well.
should we give her the "doest she float test?"
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I think she has been reading one them watered down new fangled bibles like the NIV on CD. What is a CD??? She needs the KJV to set her feet back on solid ground...... wait I gotta go the cats head is spinning around.
LOL! Dude! Send that cat over to Emma right away!
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should we give her the "doest she float test?"
Of course not. That would be ridiculous!
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Of course, I am, yet again, correct.
Ok. I'll send her over to you when you get navygoat's cat.

The interaction betwixt the two of them ought to be interesting.
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LOL! Dude! Send that cat over to Emma right away!
I don't cast demons out of cats for people. Any demon possessed cat is the owners responsibility.
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Gee...Roman Chariots and CDs are shiny. Are all shiny things bad? What happens when your nose gets shiny? Do you cut it off?
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Dogs and cats? I thought only goats and sheep were allowed for Apostolics.

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I don't cast demons out of cats for people. Any demon possessed cat is the owners responsibility.
You just skeered that wild cat gonna claw your hat off you head.
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