Angels: Ministering Spirits

[Aquila]

Don't get me wrong... I'm not saying me and my guardian angel don't get along or that we have differences. I'm just saying I have my concerns with the "mysterious ways" thing. I mean, what if a guardian angel is second rate? You know, like Magnum P.I., he carries a gun and looks all tough, but if he gets one solid punch in the chin from some demon he gets knocked out for 10 minutes. If something goes wrong and I do fall off a ladder putting up Christmas lights and end up in the hospital, people say, "God works in mysterious ways." Well... what if your guardian angel is just lazy or has ADD??? You know, he's watching you up on the ladder making sure you're all safe and stuff and suddenly he's like, "Hey look, a squirrel!", and BOOM. Flat on your back. A lot can happen in a couple minutes. Sometimes I feel like I'm taking up the slack. I'm sure Jake's a fine angel and really takes his work seriously... but maybe he should apply himself a little more. After all... this is the kingdom of heaven against the kingdom of darkness. C'mon Jake... get with it buddy. (jk) lol