News about the dangers of drinking diet soda - Page 3

rgcraig · #21 07-17-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

YEP - there it is......

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Marguerita's at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing
She just havin fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

Pressing-On · #22 07-17-2013, 02:20 PM

Thanks, Rendanator. I was laughing, but actually didn't know what song you were talking about. They do say it's best to weigh yourself without clothing, so....

ILG · #23 07-17-2013, 02:20 PM

I would drink a regular pop before a diet pop, for sure. Many artificial sweeteners are excitotoxins which actually excite your cells to death.

http://www.rejuvinstitute.com/excito...h#.Ueb8iY3OnbM

rgcraig · #24 07-17-2013, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Thanks, Rendanator. I was laughing, but actually didn't know what song you were talking about. They do say it's best to weigh yourself without clothing, so....

I don't know what it's like to drink tequlia, but I had heard this song - -

And, true - - that's at least 2-3 lbs if you weigh neekid!

Pressing-On · #25 07-17-2013, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ILG

I would drink a regular pop before a diet pop, for sure. Many artificial sweeteners are excitotoxins which actually excite your cells to death.

http://www.rejuvinstitute.com/excito...h#.Ueb8iY3OnbM

Oh, right, I thought the thread was about Tequila. Randy's fault!!!!

Pressing-On · #26 07-17-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

I don't know what it's like to drink tequlia, but I had heard this song - -

And, true - - that's at least 2-3 lbs if you weigh neekid!

I wouldn't recommend drinking Tequila. I almost think it is more rot gut than a diet drink.

I haven't had any Tequila in over 25 years, but I certainly didn't forget anything about it.

RandyWayne · #27 07-17-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

1.5 oz of tequila has 96 calories, zero fat, zero carbs, so it's basically empty calories with 13.9 g's of alcohol.

Who said anything about "1.5 oz of tequila"? LOL How about 6-8 oz along with 1.5 oz of Triple Sec and a dash of lime served in a salt lined glass?

RandyWayne · #28 07-17-2013, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

We could market it as a new diet book!

And, you wouldn't need new clothes either because "tequlia makes your clothes fall off"

Sometime last year the Mythbusters DID prove the existence of "beer goggles".

RandyWayne · #29 07-17-2013, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ILG

I would drink a regular pop before a diet pop, for sure. Many artificial sweeteners are excitotoxins which actually excite your cells to death.

http://www.rejuvinstitute.com/excito...h#.Ueb8iY3OnbM

We have a wine fridge (very little wine in it) filled with "throw back" versions of Pepsi and Mt Dew. They are SOOOO much better that I can't believe they ever changed the receipt.