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Re: why do you like church buildings for meetings?
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Originally Posted by Esaias
From arguing about buildings to arguing about porches???
Mishna: From Gefilte Aff. p44608 It is written 'They were in an upper room'.
Rabbi n'Dawid says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed Messiah from the porch.'
But Rabbi Reniee says 'Rabbi Shimeon came down the stairs to proclaim Messiah.'
Rabbi Esaias says 'Rabbi Shimeon proclaimed from the porch but fell down the stairs when he knew that a future rabbin would be a woman claiming he came down the stairs.'
halachah: When proclaiming Messiah we must not fall down the stairs but must either use the porch, if it is kosher, or come down to the street, if there are no women rabbins. Otherwise we must use the elevator.
gematria: Either Rabbi Shimeon prolaimed Messiah from the porch, or he came downstairs to proclaim Messiah in the street. There are 5 letters in 'porch', and there are 6 letters in 'street'. Rabbi Shimeon was an apostle, one of the five-fold ministry gifts to the qahal from haShem, therefore he preached from the porch. Those on the street were men, because 666 is the number of a man. Stairs are how they brought food up to the upper room, which is the job of women, therefore the street is for men, the porch is for apostles, and the stairs are for the women.
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