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11-25-2013, 10:59 AM
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Originally Posted by houston
you would pay a pastor and expect nothing in return?
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I was mostly thinking about the "seats too hard," "band played songs I've never heard," "parents too me too many times growing up..." when I replied.
What are your expectations? BTW, I know of some who don't like home visits. Hard to please everyone.
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11-25-2013, 03:05 PM
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Go Dodgers!
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Originally Posted by StillStanding
(Stole this from a friend!)
10 Reasons why people should quit attending Sporting events:
1. The coach never came to visit you.
2. Every time you went, they demanded money.
3. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly.
4. The seats were too hard.
5. They made decisions I didn’t agree with.
6. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
7. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
8. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
9. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
10. It was way too loud...
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Funny...I wonder how many people will actually get it?
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11-25-2013, 03:06 PM
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Originally Posted by houston
you would pay a pastor and expect nothing in return?
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Which one was that?
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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11-25-2013, 06:51 PM
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Originally Posted by houston
you would pay a pastor and expect nothing in return?
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you pay financial counselors and get financial advice
you pay lawyers and get legal advice.
you pay pastors and get spiritual advice.
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11-25-2013, 07:52 PM
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Originally Posted by FlamingZword
you pay financial counselors and get financial advice
you pay lawyers and get legal advice.
you pay pastors and get spiritual advice.
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Lawyers went to school for years and passed the bar exams.
Financial advisors also have some rather difficult tests and quite a bit of school.
Pastors can have no schooling pass no tests an still start a church and if they stay independent they have no oversight which is very unlike lawyers and financial advisors.
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11-25-2013, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jfrog
Lawyers went to school for years and passed the bar exams. Financial advisors also have some rather difficult tests and quite a bit of school. Pastors can have no schooling pass no tests an still start a church and if they stay independent they have no oversight which is very unlike lawyers and financial advisors.
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yep
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11-25-2013, 08:22 PM
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Originally Posted by jfrog
Lawyers went to school for years and passed the bar exams.
Financial advisors also have some rather difficult tests and quite a bit of school.
Pastors can have no schooling pass no tests an still start a church and if they stay independent they have no oversight which is very unlike lawyers and financial advisors.
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Jesus did not go to any rabbinical school, he did not pass any test and he started his church, neither did the Apostles, the only Apostle with schooling was Paul.
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11-25-2013, 09:31 PM
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Isaiah 56:4-5
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Originally Posted by FlamingZword
Jesus did not go to any rabbinical school, he did not pass any test and he started his church, neither did the Apostles, the only Apostle with schooling was Paul.
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you don't know that
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11-26-2013, 03:40 AM
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Originally Posted by FlamingZword
you pay financial counselors and get financial advice
you pay lawyers and get legal advice.
you pay pastors and get spiritual advice.
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Originally Posted by jfrog
Lawyers went to school for years and passed the bar exams.
Financial advisors also have some rather difficult tests and quite a bit of school.
Pastors can have no schooling pass no tests an still start a church and if they stay independent they have no oversight which is very unlike lawyers and financial advisors.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamingZword
Jesus did not go to any rabbinical school, he did not pass any test and he started his church, neither did the Apostles, the only Apostle with schooling was Paul.
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Thanks for brining Jesus into this. No one paid Jesus. No one paid the apostles. So by your comparison pastors don't need paid to give spiritual advice. But that goes against your original conclusion that I bolded for you doesn't it lol.
You should think before you respond because what you post now may contradict what you said just a post or two earlier just as it did in this case.
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Last edited by jfrog; 11-26-2013 at 03:45 AM.
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11-26-2013, 04:16 AM
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Re: Why people should quit attending Sporting Even
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Funny...I wonder how many people will actually get it?
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Maybe every adult having IQ of at least 78.
My #11 in list would be,
11. The results of what happens in the "event" are meaningless to my life unless and until I construct an imaginary world to give it meaning.
(Just redeeming my Brownie points since I haven't been to a sporting event since age 11.)
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