
Everyone better stay inside with the lights off tonight.
It's Halloween, or Los Dias de los Muertos if you're from Mexico and celebrate the dead.
For the majority of ordinary Americans, we'll be taking a walk around the neighborhood, mingling with friends and neighbors while all our kids run around in costumes getting candy.
I admit, Halloween is really evil. I mean, it's really bad. You have little kids dressed up in their favorite superhero costume going from door to door and people are opening the door and giving them CANDY.
Even worse are the millions of Americans in Kansas, Ohio, Wisconsin and other states celebrating Los Dias de los Muertos by carrying fake corpses and caskets down their city streets, dancing and singing Mexican songs.