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11-12-2015, 09:13 PM
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Re: Does God Create Morons
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Originally Posted by deacon blues
George Carlin asks "have you noticed everyone who drives slower than you is a moron, and everyone who drives faster than you is an idiot?"
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"all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed."
~Declaration of Independence
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11-13-2015, 07:22 PM
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Re: Does God Create Morons
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Are morons born this way, or is it something they become as they grow older?
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If God did not create morons there would not be any Democrats.
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"I think some people love spiritual bondage just the way some people love physical bondage. It makes them feel secure. In the end though it is not healthy for the one who is lost over it or the one who is lives under the oppression even if by their own choice"
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"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
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11-13-2015, 07:42 PM
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Re: Does God Create Morons
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Originally Posted by CC1
If God did not create morons there would not be any Democrats.
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Hahahahaha!!!!
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When a newspaper posed the question, "What's Wrong with the World?" G. K. Chesterton reputedly wrote a brief letter in response: "Dear Sirs: I am. Sincerely Yours, G. K. Chesterton." That is the attitude of someone who has grasped the message of Jesus.
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11-13-2015, 07:57 PM
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Re: Does God Create Morons
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Originally Posted by deacon blues
George Carlin asks "have you noticed everyone who drives slower than you is a moron, and everyone who drives faster than you is an idiot?"
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totally redeems this thread lol
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11-13-2015, 08:42 PM
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Speaking of morons...
"Stephanopoulos asked Obama if ISIS was gaining in strength, to which Obama denied they were.
"I don't think they're gaining strength," Obama responded. "What is true is that from the start, our goal has been first to contain and we have contained them..."
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11-15-2015, 12:46 AM
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Re: Does God Create Morons
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Originally Posted by n david
Speaking of morons...
"Stephanopoulos asked Obama if ISIS was gaining in strength, to which Obama denied they were.
"I don't think they're gaining strength," Obama responded. "What is true is that from the start, our goal has been first to contain and we have contained them..."
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In all fairness he was probably talking about containing them to earth.
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"I think some people love spiritual bondage just the way some people love physical bondage. It makes them feel secure. In the end though it is not healthy for the one who is lost over it or the one who is lives under the oppression even if by their own choice"
Titus2woman on AFF
"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
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