Years ago, I was reading Ezekiel, and I came to chapter 16, then, to verse 3, which reads:
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And say, Thus saith the Lord God unto Jerusalem; Thy birth and thy nativity is of the land of Canaan; thy father was an Amorite, and thy mother an Hittite.
I couldn't help but laugh a little. No sooner had I read the verse, then I could hear the voice of a snide, Italian New Yorker in my head saying "Ah, your mother was a Hittite!" (meant as an insult).
Have you ever come across any accidental humor in the Bible?
If so, share!
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i have come to see instances of be sure in your own mind as possibly being said TIC, if not outright facetiousness. There's a good one, that isn't coming to me at the moment, about controlling one's sex urge, too, i'll get back to you.
but I did get a call today from "Microsoft service center" letting me know that they were getting warnings from my computer that it was filled with terrible horrible viruses.
I told the dude that his mother was a Hittite...
not sure he understood... criminal didn't exactly know the English language very well.
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Years ago, I was reading Ezekiel, and I came to chapter 16, then, to verse 3, which reads:
I couldn't help but laugh a little. No sooner had I read the verse, then I could hear the voice of a snide, Italian New Yorker in my head saying "Ah, your mother was a Hittite!" (meant as an insult).
Have you ever come across any accidental humor in the Bible?
"Many Christians do not try to understand what was written in a verse in the Bible. Instead they approach the passage to prove what they already believe."
Years ago, I was reading Ezekiel, and I came to chapter 16, then, to verse 3, which reads:
I couldn't help but laugh a little. No sooner had I read the verse, then I could hear the voice of a snide, Italian New Yorker in my head saying "Ah, your mother was a Hittite!" (meant as an insult).
Have you ever come across any accidental humor in the Bible?
If so, share!
You heard me in your head?
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