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09-20-2017, 01:06 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches
This is what they lack....
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09-20-2017, 01:41 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
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You ALL are straight up, sacrilegious.
I am serious.
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You may believe you're serious, but we don't take you seriously.
Listen, you never earned anyone's respect. You walked into the eschatological section mocking Brother Blume, and the rest of the brothers. They really wanted to convey their thoughts to you. Brother Blume especially deserves a healthy serving of leaves when he gets to heaven. Because of his tolerance for dealing with your punk behavior.
No one is mocking the Bible or Jesus. We are mocking your folly, and that you believe that you are a guide of the blind and a teacher of babes. When it is you who needs to receive the instruction. Yet, your self entitlement blinds you to even listen to what Brother Blume is trying to explain to you. All you can do is play the girl, and try to get into a hair pulling fight with him. He doesn't want that and he tells you so, but you have it in your head that everyone thinks you are doing them a favor. Fight for all futurists, but even futurists don't believe what you believe. Because prior to speaking with Brother Blume in the eschatology section of this forum, you didn't even know how to spell eschatology, much less know what the word meant.
Sean?
Will their be a latrine in heaven?
Will we get gas from eating too much fruit?
Will we become ill, and have to eat the healing leaves for cancer, or a headache?
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09-20-2017, 01:47 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven
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We're gonna sing. We're gonna shout. We're gonna dance all about. If you don't get with the pro gram today, right now... you're not gone be with the pro gram in heaav en! I wish some of you ladies would let your hair down. Let your hair down. Your hair is not a bur den, it's a blessing. Your hair is a blessss ing!
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I thought you'd be square dancing with the "debbil."
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09-20-2017, 01:56 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
I realize why some of you are so grouchy. I woke you up(kinda).
Sleep on.
Just try not to mock Jesus' words again when you are grouchy, thanks.
7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
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09-20-2017, 02:02 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
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Heaven going to have waste disposal?
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Since you believe that we are eating food, do we also use the latrine?
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Septic tanks, sewer systems?
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with lots and lots of poo
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Hopefully a big, big bathroom.
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Just fruit... and healing leaves... maybe cleansing tea
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Hold. UP.
There's not going to be "a big, big table with lots and lots of food?"
I'm very sad right now.
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Their Savior is no doubtedly, shocked at them.
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09-20-2017, 02:03 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
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Originally Posted by Sean
I realize why some of you are so grouchy. I woke you up(kinda).
Sleep on.
Just try not to mock Jesus' words again when you are grouchy, thanks.
7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
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Since you believe that we are eating food, do we also use the latrine?
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"all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed."
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09-20-2017, 02:06 PM
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Since you believe that we are eating food, do we also use the latrine?
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I am not the one to ask, ask Him.....
7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
If He does not answer you, then take Him at His word.
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09-20-2017, 02:08 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
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Originally Posted by Sean
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
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Sean, since you believe that it is literal then do you believe we will be using a latrine in heaven?
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Their Savior is no doubtedly, shocked at them.
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No doubtedly, it is undoubtedly.
Let me use it in a sentence...Sean is undoubtedly the worst Bible teacher.
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"all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed."
~Declaration of Independence
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09-20-2017, 02:09 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
Do you agree with your Savior here?....
7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
If not, why not?
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09-20-2017, 02:09 PM
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Re: Destination Heaven?
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Originally Posted by Sean
I am not the one to ask, ask Him.....
7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
If He does not answer you, then take Him at His word.
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Ask Him?
Im asking you since you believe people will get sick in heaven and need medicinal herbs to gain healing. The leaves in particular.
If I did ask Him the question, He would ask me why I posting to you.
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