Old Paths?

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Originally Posted by jediwill83

Church I grew up in had a big not so gentle giant 6'11 guy built like a Hulk run the aisles and miss a turn after making several laps and then he took out a set of our brand new heavy wooden doors...like right off the hinges....simultaneously to that...my pastor who was doing a spin around really fast thing with his eyes clamped shut just so happened to open his eyes right as Bro. HULK made contact...I caught his expression...priceless...service before that some lady was SWKEC shouting while keeping eyes closed...doing some sort of head bang maneuver...put a big Holy Magic Hair sized crater in the drywall.


Eyes open people.


Had another guy running the aisles...eyes closed again...pastors wife had wandered into the oncoming path with her eyes closed as well...he opened his eyes a second before collision and literally vaulted over the corner section.

That's hilarious!