The Great Tribulation: Satan is a Sith Lord?

[Michael The Disciple]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

Perhaps people in your neighborhood look at you as the religious weirdo who lives in the trailer park. Walking in rope sandals, white socks, burlap bag shirt, little ponytail, while singing. YAH, YAH, YAH, YAH, I don't read the Bible no more, I'm tired of waking up face down on the floor. No thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze, And then it makes it hard to find the door that leads to everlasting life.

This is a spirit. Nobody could make up lies so lightly as this. Probably trying to distract from his doctrine that Jesus Christ came and resurrected the dead and took the saints back to Heaven in 70ad.