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Originally Posted by jediwill83
My wife and I both work retail and we encounter some doozies of situations dealing with the public. My wife works front end at Walmart and today she comes home and tells me that this guy who is always going around telling people that God has given him a great life comes through her line.
He starts twitching with tics saying how his parents died when he was two and he was raised by his grandmother who was a white witch. He tells her that he's 73. My wife comments that she is suprised and that he looks like he's in his early 50s*legit observation not trying to butter up a customer*.
He responds
*serious while still with the trembling and twitching*
that hes drawn life through others from spiritual vampirism and he admits to taking 2.4% from my wife and comments"You wont miss it"
*honestly from a completely outside perspective I could understand why somebody would be kinda impressed to not only possess this ability but to calculate its usage to the decimal point of precision*
He also expresses some kind of shame at revealing this and says that he understands she might feel some sort of way about it.
My wife responds that shes not hurt or offended in the least and that its ok but to be careful who he drew on because she has the HolyGhost and thats who she draws life from so hes not drawing from her, but hes drawing from the Lord.
So apparently he zipped the lip and beat a hasty retreat.
What say ye, brethren and sisteren?
Psychosis or Demon? 🤣
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I love her answer, that's hilarious.
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