Scummy Pot

[Rico]

Originally Posted by Hot Coffee Ms.

Rico,
I have the perfect solution for your job situation, and your unchurch delimma too.
Take a course on-line and become an ordained liscensed Minister, create your own doctrine and standard that pleases you, Omit Christmas, start your own church, become your own pastor. That should be your perfect solution. Just don't mess up, and preach something that's not to your liking, cause hey, you might lose the only member you have.

Aren't you just peachy? Number one, if I were interested being ordained I wouldn't even have to take any courses to get it accomplished. I could just send in my $89.95 and get my papers. Number two, why on earth would I be interested in starting up a church? Number three, if I were inclined to start my own church I certainly wouldn't get in the pulpit and preach dress standards, unless you count the modesty the Bible talks about.

Better yet, since it's such a good idea why don't you, Price, Deseret, and anyone else interested in being controlled from a pulpit start your own church. That way you could all get together 8 times a week to pat each other on the back for how holy you are and testify about how everyone around you needs to repent and pray back through.