What Are Your Most Embarrassing Moments?

[LadyChocolate]

not sure if this is too much but, admins can delete it if necessary, i understand. please don't reprimand me... but in all innocence,,,,,
I had learned spanish in highschool in florida and I was able to speak it pretty well. I worked in the local supermarket and many times, the spanish people would come thru my line just so they could be understood...and i was able to practice my spanish....
okay, quick spanish lesson,

huevo is an egg
somehow, i don't know how ... but i asked if he wanted his eggs in a bag and he just busted out laughing... him and all of his friends...... come to find out, according to my cuban cousin, i had somehow turned the huevo meaning egg, into a slang term for a man's, *umm* , well, yep that... .....
anyway, i wasn't trying to be carnal here but it wasn't definately too funny!

I had never been so embarrassed in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Dimples]

Originally Posted by CC1

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is priceless. Was it WholeHearted by chance?

Oh brother, you just had to be there.

He better keep that blanket over the TV.

[Pressing-On]

My most embarrassing time was when I was Drum Major for our High School band. I had just gotten out of summer camp and we had our first parade before school started.

I had learned a new command to signal the band to start marching. I figured that whatever I did they would follow. Nobody moved and I marched about 5 yards without realizing they were not following me - with people lined up on both sides of the street!!!!

I had to turn around and get in position and give the old command. Boy, people are stupid. Just follow me. It can't be that hard!

[CC1]

Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

not sure if this is too much but, admins can delete it if necessary, i understand. please don't reprimand me... but in all innocence,,,,,
I had learned spanish in highschool in florida and I was able to speak it pretty well. I worked in the local supermarket and many times, the spanish people would come thru my line just so they could be understood...and i was able to practice my spanish....
okay, quick spanish lesson,

huevo is an egg
somehow, i don't know how ... but i asked if he wanted his eggs in a bag and he just busted out laughing... him and all of his friends...... come to find out, according to my cuban cousin, i had somehow turned the huevo meaning egg, into a slang term for a man's, *umm* , well, yep that... .....
anyway, i wasn't trying to be carnal here but it wasn't definately too funny!

I had never been so embarrassed in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Did your line get even more popular with the Spanish men after that? LOL!!

I can only imagine.

[CC1]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

My most embarrassing time was when I was Drum Major for our High School band. I had just gotten out of summer camp and we have our first parade before school started.

I had learned a new command to signal the band to start marching. I figured that whatever I did they would follow. Nobody moved and I marched about 5 yards without realizing they were not following me - with people lined up on both sides of the street!!!!

I had to turn around and get in position and give the old command. Boy, people are stupid. Just follow me. It can't be that hard!

Your story reminded me of one more of my embarrassing moments and it also involved a marching band. However I was a mere child in the fourth or fifth grade. I played the trumpet in the marching band and we had traveled from Fairbanks, Alaska to North Pole, Alaska to play at a basketball game between our two schools.

My old girlfriend (a beautiful blonde named Linda Englabretson) had moved to North Pole and I had not seen her for a year or more. I knew she was in the crowd and sure enough as luck would have it during our marching routine one of the stops placed me at the end of a row and marching standing in place looking directly into her beautiful blue eyes in the stands.

Unfortunetely I got a little too mesmerized looking at her and continued to stand there marching in place long after the rest of the band had moved on!

[LadyChocolate]

Originally Posted by CC1

Did your line get even more popular with the Spanish men after that? LOL!!

I can only imagine.

...if you only knew how I felt... there were about 3 or 4 of them together...
I did have one man come find me because he needed a plunger and could not speak an ounce of english. Unfortunately, i never learned the spanish word for plunger and all he kept doing was saying "bano" and going thru the motions of plunging a toilet.....the hardest game of charades ever!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by CC1

Your story reminded me of one more of my embarrassing moments and it also involved a marching band. However I was a mere child in the fourth or fifth grade. I played the trumpet in the marching band and we had traveled from Fairbanks, Alaska to North Pole, Alaska to play at a basketball game between our two schools.

My old girlfriend (a beautiful blonde named Linda Englabretson) had moved to North Pole and I had not seen her for a year or more. I knew she was in the crowd and sure enough as luck would have it during our marching routine one of the stops placed me at the end of a row and marching standing in place looking directly into her beautiful blue eyes in the stands.

Unfortunetely I got a little too mesmerized looking at her and continued to stand there marching in place long after the rest of the band had moved on!

LOL! Which reminded me. We were marching in the San Antonio Livestock Show and Rodeo parade. The DJ from KTSA came up to interview me. I had seen him getting some beer off a wagon up the street. LOL!

When he came up to me I told him I didn't believe who he was and I thought he was drunk. LOL! He had to pull out his ID. They aired the whole thing on the Radio - announcing my name and which school I represented! LOL!

[LadyChocolate]

...I loved my teenage years... I loved it totally! I remember going to bank during school lunch hour and I looked over and there were two killer looking men in the lane next to me.... I thought I would be really cool and I looked them over, put on my cool shades, took one more glance and slowly drove off, ....driving my car over the curb, front and back tire!!! oh yeah, i was something.... haha... I'm sure they thought, "what a dork" !!! lol

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by Blue Waters

Reading on WordShare tonight was interesting.

Another pastor was talking about TV and how bad it was and he meant to type tithes and typed tit*** (what makes women women).

He got blasted.

I would say that was pretty embarassing for him.

It was quite hilarious and I might add that it could not have happened to a better poster!

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by CC1

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is priceless. Was it WholeHearted by chance?

: muwahaha