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08-24-2007, 11:23 PM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Originally Posted by tv1a
If I need a statement of faith, I'll use the Ozzy quote I have in my signature.
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That will go over like a lead balloon. I like it though.
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
ONE GOD!
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Originally Posted by tv1a
Even Ozzy is oneness. That's got to irritate some christians.
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I am sure it does, infact I hope it does!
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
I had a lady visit our Church in Florida when pastoring there years ago - she would say - everytime she came to church - Are you one of them ONE-LESS preachers - cause if you are - I won't ever come back!
I assured her - I was NOT - "Oneless"! Still ain't! LOL
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Nice! That is Classic! Thank God you are not "Oneless!" I am glad you got it all!
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08-25-2007, 01:30 AM
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Go Dodgers!
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Originally Posted by JTULLOCK
I am sure it does, infact I hope it does!
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Seriously, how is Ozzy Oneness?
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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08-25-2007, 01:29 AM
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Go Dodgers!
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
I had a lady visit our Church in Florida when pastoring there years ago - she would say - everytime she came to church - Are you one of them ONE-LESS preachers - cause if you are - I won't ever come back!
I assured her - I was NOT - "Oneless"! Still ain't! LOL
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One less stone, One more voice, to praise the might name, the name of the Lord
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Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:
- There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
- The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
- Every sinner must repent of their sins.
- That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
- That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
- The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
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08-24-2007, 11:30 PM
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Urban Pastor
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Salisbury, NC
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Hey JTullock - I want to be the Assistant Presiding Bishop of your "Shorts for our Savior Pentecostal Alliance" but I am NOT SHORT! Do you accept tall people in your organization or are all tall people going to hell?
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08-24-2007, 11:41 PM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
Hey JTullock - I want to be the Assistant Presiding Bishop of your "Shorts for our Savior Pentecostal Alliance" but I am NOT SHORT! Do you accept tall people in your organization or are all tall people going to hell?
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Heigth does not matter so much really. The truth is that all you have to do is wear shorts and love God. Our Alliance condems no one to hell accept UC's. J/K. The truth is that I need an Assitant PB. All the work is getting to me. I am a one-man-commitee. I need to hand out assignments. First, could you help me to set up our bylaws? Or maybe we should not have bylaws. What do you think?
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"If we don't learn to live together we're gonna die alone"
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08-24-2007, 11:50 PM
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The Shorts Convention!
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Originally Posted by JTULLOCK
Height does not matter so much really. The truth is that all you have to do is wear shorts and love God. Our Alliance condemns no one to hell accept UC's. J/K. The truth is that I need an Assistant PB. All the work is getting to me. I am a one-man-committee. I need to hand out assignments. First, could you help me to set up our bylaws? Or maybe we should not have bylaws. What do you think?
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Well - First of all - we need to define what shorts are! I think we need some rules and regulations and to define what brands of shorts are we will accept and what colors and the thread count and how long or short they can be and have a shorts committee to determine if what people are wearing are really shorts. We don't want just ANYBODY joining our movement - then some might try and take over the hierarchy and remove us from our high and holy positions.
If we have bylaws and a Statement of Faith - it needs to be kept SECRET or people will want to question us about WHAT WE DID NOT PUT ON THERE! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's have a SHORTS convention. I think we should ban Yankees from wearing shorts. My first order as the PB. Only those really deserving - Those that live in HOT places and Southerners - God's TRUE people!
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08-24-2007, 11:59 PM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
Well - First of all - we need to define what shorts are! I think we need some rules and regulations and to define what brands of shorts are we will accept and what colors and the thread count and how long or short they can be and have a shorts committee to determine if what people are wearing are really shorts. We don't want just ANYBODY joining our movement - then some might try and take over the hierarchy and remove us from our high and holy positions.
If we have bylaws and a Statement of Faith - it needs to be kept SECRET or people will want to question us about WHAT WE DID NOT PUT ON THERE! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's have a SHORTS convention. I think we should ban Yankees from wearing shorts. My first order as the PB. Only those really deserving - Those that live in HOT places and Southerners - God's TRUE people!
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As far as the first part, length, it is hard to say what is long and what is short. Pun intended. I am not for coloring, oh wait, that was the old UC speaking. NEVERMIND. I think the higher thread count should be reserved for you and I. Since we are the High Potentates! I agree though that we need to carefully consider whom we allow to join.
Let Bylaws be GoneBy, and our SoF be hidden! I don't mind questions, cause I answer them all day long anyway.
If we have a "Shorts" convention then if will have to be done soon and I think we should make our headquarters here in Phoenix and a second campus with you. Though one day we may merge them. By the way I hate the Yankees, more of a Red Sox man myself. Well done on the first order of business!
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"If we don't learn to live together we're gonna die alone"
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08-25-2007, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by JTULLOCK
As far as the first part, length, it is hard to say what is long and what is short. Pun intended. I am not for coloring, oh wait, that was the old UC speaking. NEVERMIND. I think the higher thread count should be reserved for you and I. Since we are the High Potentates! I agree though that we need to carefully consider whom we allow to join.
Let Bylaws be GoneBy, and our SoF be hidden! I don't mind questions, cause I answer them all day long anyway.
If we have a "Shorts" convention then if will have to be done soon and I think we should make our headquarters here in Phoenix and a second campus with you. Though one day we may merge them. By the way I hate the Yankees, more of a Red Sox man myself. Well done on the first order of business!
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I humbly request to be a member of the board!!!!!!!:sshhh
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08-25-2007, 12:27 AM
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Urban Pastor
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Well............. OK - But I want to see the picture to make sure he is practicing what he preaches! Just don't tell any of these preachers on here - they do not believe in the number three at ALL!
Do we accept "knickers" or "jams"?
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08-25-2007, 12:30 AM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop
Well............. OK - But I want to see the picture to make sure he is practicing what he preaches! Just don't tell any of these preachers on here - they do not believe in the number three at ALL!
Do we accept "knickers" or "jams"?
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Unlike our counterparts that reject any resembalance to shorts we on the other hand embrace them! Jams, Knickers, Baggy, Tight (though not too tight),Slightly above the knee and below, in other words anything goes. We should license a female soon to ice the cake!
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