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08-27-2007, 01:08 PM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Location: Adamsville, TN
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Originally Posted by Pianoman
My father was on the Illinois Dist board, and a lady came before the board to testify against a preacher about a sexual affair that they had. Anyways, after sex she got up to turn on the TV, and the preacher told her to leave that Devil box off!  |
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Originally Posted by OP_Carl
Hey, a man may have certain needs, but principles are principles!
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
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08-27-2007, 01:23 PM
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My father was on the Illinois Dist board, and a lady came before the board to testify against a preacher about a sexual affair that they had. Anyways, after sex she got up to turn on the TV, and the preacher told her to leave that Devil box off!
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I'll betchya he didn't have his wedding ring on either!!
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08-27-2007, 01:31 PM
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Pride of the Neighborhood
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Steve Epley
You are NOT suppose to publish this some liberal will sneak in now.
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Nah, Elder---even when a liberal tries the secret handshake, its not the same, you can tell the difference. Their hearts just not in it. (Especially when they do that left hand slashing the throat thingy). 
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When a newspaper posed the question, "What's Wrong with the World?" G. K. Chesterton reputedly wrote a brief letter in response: "Dear Sirs: I am. Sincerely Yours, G. K. Chesterton." That is the attitude of someone who has grasped the message of Jesus.
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08-27-2007, 01:32 PM
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His Eminance, High Potatohead Potatotate
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Stockton, California
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Originally Posted by deacon blues
Nah, Elder---even when a liberal tries the secret handshake, its not the same, you can tell the difference. Their hearts just not in it. (Especially when they do that left hand slashing the throat thingy). |
Usually libs get their rings stuck together from all those diamonds.... 
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08-27-2007, 01:32 PM
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Pride of the Neighborhood
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by RandyWayne
You forget, to even get there you need the clues from "the diary".... the book that is a compilation of a lifetime of clues as to its secret location and the three deadly traps that one must overcome! And even through all that, one must be vigilant, for the evil NAZI party is ALSO on the hunt for the diary. Trust no one! Not even me!
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That was found a looooooong time ago----its called the UPC MANUAL
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When a newspaper posed the question, "What's Wrong with the World?" G. K. Chesterton reputedly wrote a brief letter in response: "Dear Sirs: I am. Sincerely Yours, G. K. Chesterton." That is the attitude of someone who has grasped the message of Jesus.
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08-27-2007, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: H-Town, Texas
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Originally Posted by Pianoman
My father was on the Illinois Dist board, and a lady came before the board to testify against a preacher about a sexual affair that they had. Anyways, after sex she got up to turn on the TV, and the preacher told her to leave that Devil box off! |
OMG
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08-27-2007, 01:39 PM
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Pride of the Neighborhood
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
OMG
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That stands for Oh My Godzilla!!!!!
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When a newspaper posed the question, "What's Wrong with the World?" G. K. Chesterton reputedly wrote a brief letter in response: "Dear Sirs: I am. Sincerely Yours, G. K. Chesterton." That is the attitude of someone who has grasped the message of Jesus.
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08-27-2007, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: AZ
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That was found a looooooong time ago----its called the UPC MANUAL
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Compiled by Henry Jones? You know the pen IS mightier than the sword....
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09-20-2007, 09:38 PM
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Yes the rumor is true that God will stirke down if people vote a certain way, only if His chosen have forgotten to bring their rulers to measure women's splits in their skirts!!
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