Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[PastorDaniel]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

I will nominate PASTORDANIEL as the State Overseer - Presbyter at at large over Georgia and the Southeast.

First of all...I humbly and revrently accept this appointment and will do my best to expand our boundaries and mission in my field of labor.

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Pastor Daniel can teach a session on "Holiness Standards" for our movement.

Secondly...My first lesson on Holiness Standards for our movement will be "Thou shalt not wear any shorts below the kneecap" and "Thy beard shall at least cover thine chin"

Below is my photo proof of shorts in public...however I was in violation of the beard regulation...however...that has been rectified and can be seen on www.yourworshipcenter.com.

[ThePastorsCoach]

Shorts and facial hair is welcome in this fellowship.

You need to read your manual - SHORTS and Facial Hair are a requirement and a standard and this is NOT to be violated! Get your facts straight mister!!!!!

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

You need to read your manual - SHORTS and Facial Hair are a requirement and a standard and this is NOT to be violated! Get your facts straight mister!!!!!

You are right they are a standard though I think we need to redo the manual a little or else you, I and PastorDaniel will be the only ones in the fellowship until they get hair on their face. I will not be pushy with it. You need to be more liberal, give a little...Did you contact Bishop Pugh about the services?
LOL

[ThePastorsCoach]

Bishop Pugh says he is busy on one of his World Wide Crusades for Healing, Deliverance, Blessing and Prosperity. He says if you can get the Georgia Dome and pay him $2.5 mill - he will consider it - but all that goes through his finance office anyway and he says - HE will NOT wear shorts on the platform - so - well - that does it with him - gotta get someone more open minded and progressive!!!!!!!!!
He said - Pray for all the preachers in ATLANTA - there is a Black Woman TV Preacher on the loose here - BEATING UP PREACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is about to have a conference here and God knows - what will all the preachers do when them women go crazy and start clawing and scratchin' and slapping at us??????????????????????????

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Bishop Pugh says he is busy on one of his World Wide Crusades for Healing, Deliverance, Blessing and Prosperity. He says if you can get the Georgia Dome and pay him $2.5 mill - he will consider it - but all that goes through his finance office anyway and he says - HE will NOT wear shorts on the platform - so - well - that does it with him - gotta get someone more open minded and progressive!!!!!!!!!
He said - Pray for all the preachers in ATLANTA - there is a Black Woman TV Preacher on the loose here - BEATING UP PREACHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is about to have a conference here and God knows - what will all the preachers do when them women go crazy and start clawing and scratchin' and slapping at us??????????????????????????

Beware o' the Bynum!

[ThePastorsCoach]

Man - That woman throws a MEAN PUNCH - especially at BISHOP!!!!!!!!!!

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Man - That woman throws a MEAN PUNCH - especially at BISHOP!!!!!!!!!!

She may have a junior prophetess she has trained.

[H2H]

Atlanta, I want to be in the RIC... If I promise to wear a little beard and wear shorts (are BVDs OK?) can I get in?

If I promise to do the crowd manipulation and rally the troops, do I also have to preach wealth, seed faith, and a Rolls Royce Jesus?

I am trying to work with you guys - cause I really want in. Is there any room for matters of conscience?

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by H2H

Atlanta, I want to be in the RIC... If I promise to wear a little beard and wear shorts (are BVDs OK?) can I get in?

If I promise to do the crowd manipulation and rally the troops, do I also have to preach wealth, seed faith, and a Rolls Royce Jesus?

I am trying to work with you guys - cause I really want in. Is there any room for matters of conscience?

As Founder and Co-Bishop, with AtlantaBishop, I welcome you to this movement, "The fastest growing movement in the world". I am glad you have shown you interest in "Shorts For Our Saviour Pentecostal Alliance." There is one minor thing. As in the UPCI there is no room for matters of the heart we do not allow for personal convictions, not in our hand book. IF you still are interested let us know! LOL

[ThePastorsCoach]

Orders from Headquarters!

Dear Friends and fellow co-laborers. I am happy to report that I am here on a Mission in Orlando, Florida with Bishop Jakes and the PHIPA (Potters House International Pastors Alliance) Retreat and I have spotted several BIG TIME PASTORS with long shorts on. Pray for me as I approach them about being a part of our network that is the fastest growing in the world! We are at a Disney Resort and MANY SHORTS WEARERS are HERE!

I welcome all the new members and we ask that you get to work recruiting others that would like to be a part of the GREATEST MOVEMENT IN THE WORLD! My how we are growing - we are in the process of writing our own manual so that we can use it in every pulpit across America and around the world. We plan on publishing a directory with PICTURES so there will be no doubt as to who really believes in shorts and facial hair and who don't! It will distinguish the men from the boys!

Well............. Bishop Jakes is calling so I have to go - but I hope to post more news soon. Remember to wear your shorts! Don't let anybody discourage you - even all you Yankees - you still have time left to wear them a few more weeks and take in a "professional" ball game or two. Winter is coming so throw those razors aways and GROW THAT FACIAL HAIR!

AtlantaBishop (AB) is the ARCHBISHOP, Chief Apostle, Prolific Prophet & International OVERSEER of "Shorts For Our Savior Pentecostal Alliance" a United Global Christian Fellowship.
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