By the way did you hear the one about the Christian man who died and came up to St. Peter at the pearly gates. Peter welcomes him in and takes him on a tour of Heaven. At the end of one street of Gold they come up to a dead end, and a very tall wall that stretched for miles. The Christian man asks Peter,"What's behind the wall?"
St. Peter lifts his finger to his mouth,"Shhhhhh, That's where the UPC are, but be quiet, they think they're the only ones here!"
That wasn't very nice...you should be ashamed of yourself. Are you UPC?
By the way did you hear the one about the Christian man who died and came up to St. Peter at the pearly gates. Peter welcomes him in and takes him on a tour of Heaven. At the end of one street of Gold they come up to a dead end, and a very tall wall that stretched for miles. The Christian man asks Peter,"What's behind the wall?"
St. Peter lifts his finger to his mouth,"Shhhhhh, That's where the UPC are, but be quiet, they think they're the only ones here!"
Jesus is neither liberal or conservative. He's God. God is who He is. His word is from everlasting to everlasting. He's not on the right or the left. He doesn't take sides. If you want to get to heaven you have to go through Jesus...
LOL!! it's not about the Lord taking sides...
I understood his insightful post to mean that somewhere between the rubble of the two views, one will find Jesus.
That wasn't very nice...you should be ashamed of yourself. Are you UPC?
Homie, calm yourself...this joke is older than dirt, and funny. I remember many years ago, one of the leading pastor's wives in this State said to my mom, "It's UPC or hell!!
Homie, calm yourself...this joke is older than dirt, and funny. I remember many years ago, one of the leading pastor's wives in this State said to my mom, "It's UPC or hell!!
I thank God that He sent me a friend who isn't afraid that I'll somehow poison her or make her backslide. She fellowships with me everyday in person and we talk several times a day on the phone.
We hunt, fish, swim, shop, and eat together. We have talks, we pray for one another, and we attend the same church.
I have had friends in the past who put conditions on our friendship. When I didn't change to what they expected, the friendship ended. They felt I wasn't 'making a move' to be saved (or whatever they meant by that statement) and they left me alone.
God saw fit to send a woman preacher into my life who truly has the love of God. A love that is the same as what is spoken about in 1 Cor. 13.
We've been friends for over four years now. She hasn't changed because of me but I have sure changed because of her.
Only God knows what I would have done without her.
This is her and I on a recent trip in the Ozarks.
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I've gone and done it now! I'm on Facebook!!!
I thank God that He sent me a friend who isn't afraid that I'll somehow poison her or make her backslide. She fellowships with me everyday in person and we talk several times a day on the phone.
We hunt, fish, swim, shop, and eat together. We have talks, we pray for one another, and we attend the same church.
I have had friends in the past who put conditions on our friendship. When I didn't change to what they expected, the friendship ended. They felt I wasn't 'making a move' to be saved (or whatever they meant by that statement) and they left me alone.
God saw fit to send a woman preacher into my life who truly has the love of God. A love that is the same as what is spoken about in 1 Cor. 13.
We've been friends for over four years now. She hasn't changed because of me but I have sure changed because of her.
Only God knows what I would have done without her.
This is her and I on a recent trip in the Ozarks.
Are you the one with pants one? Just curious. (lol)
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