Oh I know. I haven't seen anyone here who I think posts like him. He just pops up in conversation every now and then and there are those who are convinced he's here.
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it cannot be proven that he has posted but you can mark it down, he lurks.
AGreed!
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He was permanently banned but allowed to come back later. (I don't remember exactly but it was a few months anyway.)
He has NEVER been allowed to post here, KNOWINGLY!
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
Ok, I just had to run with this. Here are a few quick idea's I had:
Things to do if you want to get banned!
Threads you probably shouldn’t start:
1) A thread about Hitler that begins with “Overall, old Adolph had some pretty good ideas….”
2) “The S & M Playground: Tools, techniques, and toys”
3) “Post your favorite spells and incantations HERE!”
4) “My Hemorrhoid Blog”. Include graphic photos.
General behavior you shouldn’t engage in:
1) Pick 10 completely different random scripture versus and try to start a serious thread on each. This in itself won’t get you banned, but then repeat with another 10 in an hour…. And an hour after that, and an hour after that. Always keep them completely random and continue.
2) Post a picture of you and your wife, then a few hours later apologies loudly and publicly about accidentally posting a picture of yourself and your mistress. Publicly request that the admins remove it and continue to express your embarrassment.
3) Start a special prayer request that your wife doesn’t find out about the errant post above.
4) PM everyone with every “forward this to 10 friends” email you get in your normal email boxes.
5) Talk about how much money you make and start a thread claiming everyone who makes less then you as having “no faith” and inferior in Gods eyes.
6) PM everyone with the message “I know something you don’t!”
7) Every chance you get and in every thread, start posting that you just received a special revelation from God Himself that YOUR to be the new leader of the free world, and soon the world itself.
8) Use only the lyrics from various Beatles tunes whenever you post a message.
9) Rotate through at least 5 screen names on a regular basis. Give each one a random personality and gender.
And finally:
10) Tell Wholehearted “I saw you on TV the other day!”
ROFL!!
Those are way too funny!!
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