Apostolic Summit - Tulsa, OK - Pastors are now receiving it.

[lovinglife]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

THIS is the picture I was looking for before. The look of an ultra con receiving their ticket to Tulsa.....

ummmm...from the looks of this picture....his hair is way to long to be ultra con

[Joseph Miller]

Originally Posted by Theresa

what exactly is a "formation meeting" and what kinds of bells and whistles does it require?

letter jackets? special sweaters? pins? matching feathers? secret handshake? a fight song?

I'm confused - enlighten me

Matching Polo and Tshirts.

[Maple Leaf]

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

I have been told by several men who have spoken to both Booker & Godair this is definitely a formation conference with all the bells and whistles.

Using the UPCI ministerial mailing list to solicit defections to a new denomination has all the class and grace of an overweight redneck ballet dancer with rheumatic hips.

[StillStanding]

In case you missed it from the other thread!

Tulsa Meeting Parody!!

[Joseph Miller]

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

I had hoped they would just have a very loose minister's fellowship.

Isn't that what those men consider the UPCI now?

[Joseph Miller]

Originally Posted by Encryptus

The cell phone, must throw out the cell phone, it gets video too.

I heard and Ultra con preach against cell phones than can get on the internet. He went as far as to say, "Get out of this church!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My wife wasn't with me that night. She said that if you would have been she would have held up here palm treo while walking down the center asile.

[Sam]

Originally Posted by UltraCon

I got mine yesterday. I've had plane tickets and hotel reservations for a while. They are nice looking.

I didn't get one yet.
I wonder if it has been lost in the mail
or if there are multiple mailings at different times.
My last name begins with the letter E. Have they got that far in the mailing list yet?
Or, maybe I'm not getting one.

[Sam]

Originally Posted by DividedThigh

you guys act like this will be a college football game, complete with dare i say it cheerleaders, oh yeah they will be on the platform, lol,dt

What do you reckon the cheerleader outfits will look like?

[Sam]

Originally Posted by CareyM

Offical sports coat...

Naw, most of those would be too flashy (worldly).
Black coat with black buttons only -no colored or metallic buttons

[SoCaliUPC]

Originally Posted by Sam

What do you reckon the cheerleader outfits will look like?

The Amish.