If You Were the Opposite Sex

[ILG]

Originally Posted by Monkeyman

Now THATS funny!!!!!!

[Hoovie]

Oh dear! I can't wait for the after Thanksgiving thpecials!

[ILG]

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

Oh dear! I can't wait for the after Thanksgiving thpecials!

Wow, you've changed already.

Actually, you should stay out of that rat race. Those women are vicious!!

[Monkeyman]

My wife tells the story of her high school department where she is the dept head. A young husband & wife who are extremely good looking (like models) are the newest teachers. All of the boys in the both of their classes like their teachers, especially the wife, hehe. (duh)
All of the girls love the husband..but....HATE the wife....that is pretty telling!!!

[ILG]

Originally Posted by Monkeyman

My wife tells the story of her high school department where she is the dept head. A young husband & wife who are extremely good looking (like models) are the newest teachers. All of the boys in the both of their classes like their teachers, especially the wife, hehe. (duh)
All of the girls love the husband..but....HATE the wife....that is pretty telling!!!

For sure! She's just not good enough!!

[Monkeyman]

Originally Posted by ILG

For sure! She's just not good enough!!

Yeeaah...riiight!!! Meeeow!

[Coonskinner]

If I were the opposite sex?

I'd make an ugly, ugly woman.

[Falla39]

Bro. Ferd,

I pray I didn't offend you earlier. I was teasing but I do think

your sisters and mom and maybe your wife too, spoiled you. But

that's not your fault, is it!!! If you looked anything like that little

son of yours, no wonder. He looks SO lovable!!

Blessings,

Falla39

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by Falla39

Bro. Ferd,

I pray I didn't offend you earlier. I was teasing but I do think

your sisters and mom and maybe your wife too, spoiled you. But

that's not your fault, is it!!! If you looked anything like that little

son of yours, no wonder. He looks SO lovable!!

Blessings,

Falla39

Sister Falla, I was just playing my part on this comical stage! No, I was not offended, however, it was my bounding duty to stand for men everywhere and point out that ANY comment that ends in a man being in the family way is NOT FUNNY!

LOLOL!

[Falla39]

Originally Posted by Ferd

Sister Falla, I was just playing my part on this comical stage! No, I was not offended, however, it was my bounding duty to stand for men everywhere and point out that ANY comment that ends in a man being in the family way is NOT FUNNY!

LOLOL!

Bro. Ferd,

LOL! I understand! God evidently didn't think that was a good idea. So HE

made a special design to carry and give birth to HIS children. He allowed

the man to sow (plant) the seed and then to tend to the plants that came

from the seed.(Sounds like the garden was a family, doesn't it!) If man did

a good job in his own garden (home) first, HE might just allow him to sow

spiritual seed (preach) if HE is faithful in taking care of that which is natu-

ral first. Why would God want to give the responsibility to someone who

cannot first take care of his own. The Word has a bad name for a man

who doesn't take care of his own FIRST. Sometimes things get out of

order along the way and like that plumbing situation that gets out of

order, if not tended to and corrected, it just gets worse and worse

until it becomes overwhelming and very expensive.

Bro. Ferd, I didn't intend to say all that.

I love God's heritage! The families of the earth!!

Blessings,

Falla39