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12-17-2007, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pianoman
I would drive to where my wife works, and hold on to her for dear life!  |
I just gotta know, how long to you plan to hold your breath? 
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12-17-2007, 03:32 PM
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No that made me laugh right in the middle of a bad day...
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Good.
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12-17-2007, 03:33 PM
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I would drive to where my wife works, and hold on to her for dear life! |
I haven't heard a rapture sermon in a while, but I don't think this approach works!
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12-17-2007, 03:37 PM
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Beautiful are the feet......
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Originally Posted by Esther
I just gotta know, how long to you plan to hold your breath? |
Thad just noticed what my avatar said yesterday! I've used that avatar for almost two months!
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12-17-2007, 03:41 PM
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Thad just noticed what my avatar said yesterday! I've used that avatar for almost two months! |
No Way! lol That is too much! 
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
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12-17-2007, 04:10 PM
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His Eminance, High Potatohead Potatotate
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I would immediately call PastorPoster  and apologize  for me being a better fisherman than him  ...after which I would abruptly forgive him immediately for his apology  for his jealous spirit!! 
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12-17-2007, 04:10 PM
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First I'd put everything I own for sale on ebay, then.............Ha Ha ha
Some guy actually convinced his followers to sell everything and give him the money because Jesus was coming. Happened in Korea I believe.
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12-17-2007, 04:11 PM
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His Eminance, High Potatohead Potatotate
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What about Siamese Twins??? Do both go?? 
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12-17-2007, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by revrandy
I would immediately call PastorPoster and apologize for me being a better fisherman than him ...after which I would abruptly forgive him immediately for his apology for his jealous spirit!!
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So good to see such spirituality!
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Psa 119:165 (KJV) 165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.
"Do not believe everthing you read on the internet" - Abe Lincoln
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12-17-2007, 04:14 PM
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I wanna live...
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I would call my Daddie to tell him goodbye, and what he would need to do to make it during the tribulation. 5 minutes wouldnt be enough time for him to get right.
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