Pastors/Preachers: Ever had to leave the pulpit to potty?

[Hawkman]

Make your bladder gladder before you're feeling sadder!

[GodsBabyGirl]

Originally Posted by Pastor G

I wear depends to the pulpit just in case....

[commonsense]

Once again, laughter is good medicine...................

[PastorD]

Originally Posted by John Atkinson

I do know of one pastor that forgot to turn the wireless mic off....Having a great sound system isn't always a blessing......

Odessa, TX. JTP always turned lapel mic on during song service and sang along. He stepped out to the restroom and we even heard the "sigh of relief".

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by PastorD

Odessa, TX. JTP always turned lapel mic on during song service and sang along. He stepped out to the restroom and we even heard the "sigh of relief".

I think Bro Walls or Bro Tippy told my husband about that incident or one similar..EMBARRASING!!!!!!!!

[ChicagoPastor]

Originally Posted by COOPER

Pastors/Preachers: Ever had to leave the pulpit to potty?

One time I had to leave the platform and go throw up. I came back to the platform and was preaching within 5 minutes....

[Joelel]

Originally Posted by staysharp

Souls are dying, the homeless are freezing, the children in Africa are starving and the apostolics are talking about tee tee.

For one that is not perfect you still stay on the cutting edge,Staysharp.

[Joelel]

Originally Posted by Brother Price

I did have my zipper break the first time I preached. Never forgot that my pastor loaned me a robe. Thank Jesus for Big Bibles.

Did you ever see a preacher with his suit jacket arms tied around his waist ?

[pelathais]

Originally Posted by PastorD

Odessa, TX. JTP always turned lapel mic on during song service and sang along. He stepped out to the restroom and we even heard the "sigh of relief".

I remember seeing one pastor whose office had a restroom adjacent to it. If he wasn't careful with his timing the flush could be heard throughout the sanctuary. I was in there once and had to wait uncomfortably for several minutes while the song leader made some announcements before the music started up again and I could "evacuate" without causing unwelcome attention to myself.

[nwlife]

Originally Posted by John Atkinson

I do know of one pastor that forgot to turn the wireless mic off....Having a great sound system isn't always a blessing......

since I use a wireless headset when I happen to ever do music or minister, I almost always remember this story when I have to step out to remind myself to double check the power supply before I enter the rest room.....only once have I forgotten to check to see if the mic is off or muted....at least, it was muted that time.

Though then again I have been tempted to leave it on.... and just go outside to where I store the shofar in my car and *accidently* blast it while pastor was preaching and just *accidently* leave my mic turned on!!! ....