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12-22-2007, 11:57 AM
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Just like an UltraCon Toolman. Not one word to defend his choice in tools, just go right to tearing mine down. I''ll have you to know I have several Black and Decker Cordless drills and screwdrivers, and if I could find just one of them that would work... I'd show you a thing or two!
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12-22-2007, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
Carp that will ONLY work if you have included the other girly stuff too!
My son had used all my tools and my little "tool box" was hit and miss to say the least, so last year for Christmas he bought me a new tool set to "replace" all those that he had lost of mine.
I know it was thoughtful, but I lost it - - - I was having a rough Christmas already and all that did was make me cry. I needed some girly stuff - not tools.
It didn't help either that before I opened it he said, "I hope this doesn't make you mad" - - lol!
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Like I said, you DO have to include the girly stuff, this is absolutely sovereign truth.
Only a moron would give his wife one of those if it were her only present...unless of course that is what she asked for only...and what kind of woman would do that.
Wisdom men, I am calling for wisdom here...and of course trust. 
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12-22-2007, 11:58 AM
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Dem girly stuff is overrated if you ask me! 
Oh boy won't she be surprised to see what I got her!!! 
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12-22-2007, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by OneAccord
Just like an UltraCon Toolman. Not one word to defend his choice in tools, just go right to tearing mine down. I''ll have you to know I have several Black and Decker Cordless drills and screwdrivers, and if I could find just one of them that would work... I'd show you a thing or two!
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Are you calling me an ultracon?
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-22-2007, 12:02 PM
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My Family!
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A pastor's wife friend of mine said she went to Lowe's and bought herself a small ($100) drill with attachments and she uses it to sand off the rough spots on her feet.
Hmmmmm.......would that be considered a tool then?
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12-22-2007, 12:03 PM
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Case in point that girly stuff is overated-what's an oophah? A sound that is made by a Tuba? And why pray tell me do women like to use it in the bath??
And those face creams, and bath gels, just another tool to get men to spend more.
Trickery, Trickery, Trickery!!
What about a new Snow shovel-the old one is giving my wife grief! 
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12-22-2007, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by rgcraig
A pastor's wife friend of mine said she went to Lowe's and bought herself a small ($100) drill with attachments and she uses it to sand off the rough spots on her feet.
Hmmmmm.......would that be considered a tool then?
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She must be a Country Girl then, they never were shoes! 
(1 dated one & am married to one!)
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12-22-2007, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Carpenter
That is the beauty of it Jeannie, of course, you have to include the slippers, comfy socks, perfume, but the little cute cordless screwdriver is a HIT.
I obviously need to have a conversation with Keith.
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No you don't! 
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12-22-2007, 12:11 PM
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Incredible India
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rgcraig
A pastor's wife friend of mine said she went to Lowe's and bought herself a small ($100) drill with attachments and she uses it to sand off the rough spots on her feet.
Hmmmmm.......would that be considered a tool then?
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That's rather expensive just to do that!
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12-22-2007, 12:12 PM
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My Family!
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That's rather expensive just to do that! |
She does that instead of have pedicures.....I'd rather have the pedicures!
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