The Things Kids Say!!

[dizzyde]

I thought this was too good not to share, I hope you will share your funny "the things kids say" stories as well!

My niece (7 years old) was staying with my mother last week while her parents were preaching out of state. After Sunday School, she was talking to mother and this is how the conversation went:

My niece: In class today Hannah asked me if I was the pastors daughter. I said yes. Then Hannah said, "if you are the pastors daughter, you must be able to do whatever you want, right? Like, if you have to go to the bathroom, you don't have to ask, you can just go?" I said "NO, have you ever heard of the Ten Commandments?"

My mom: What did you mean about the Ten Commandments?

My niece (proudly): The Bible says "Thou shall not commit adultery".

My mom (choking): What does that scripture mean to you?

My niece (indignant): That you are supposed to obey adults!!!

[Esther]

When my niece was eight years old she told her mother that she was not going to have to get married like she did.

Sister..."What do you mean?"

Niece..."I'm going to be tall enough to get my own dishes down!"

My 4yr old niece was at my Mom's one day and was sitting in her lap. She was looking at her in the face for a long time. After a while she said, Grammie, did you know you have ruffles under your eyes? My Mom got a kick out of that. Pretty diplomatic of a 4 year old to refer to her wrinkles as ruffles.

[dizzyde]

Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM

My 4yr old niece was at my Mom's one day and was sitting in her lap. She was looking at her in the face for a long time. After a while she said, Grammie, did you know you have ruffles under your eyes? My Mom got a kick out of that. Pretty diplomatic of a 4 year old to refer to her wrinkles as ruffles.

That is too cute!!

[dizzyde]

Originally Posted by Esther

When my niece was eight years old she told her mother that she was not going to have to get married like she did.

Sister..."What do you mean?"

Niece..."I'm going to be tall enough to get my own dishes down!"

Pretty smart little girl, LOL!

[Theresa]

I wish I could tell y'all what my daughter said the other day.....we went to chick Fila and she wanted nuggets...

she didnt call them that....


let me think how I can phrase this.......

[dizzyde]

Originally Posted by Theresa

I wish I could tell y'all what my daughter said the other day.....we went to chick Fila and she wanted nuggets...

she didnt call them that....


let me think how I can phrase this.......

LOL, when my daughter was little she called Chick-Fil-a the "chicken pokin place", because of the people who stood outside with the samples on toothpicks!! It took forever to figure out where in the world she was talking about!

[marthaolivia]

My 5 yr old granddaughter and I were discussing age. She asked how old I was and I told her I was 65. She told me that was really "old" then she asked me if I grew up with Jesus!

[LadyChocolate]

A couple of years ago, my mother was visiting and we were headed to church. Mama asked me if I like her new jacket... my oldest son (about 7) said, "it looks good grams, it matches your hair...... yeah, it's black and white"

lol! too cute!

[Theresa]

my little one calls chick fila the "cow place"