Somehow I don't have any problem believing this statement...
First of all, I'm sorry you 'fell'. I hope you are okay. Secondly, I do just fine with the Church I Pastor and they cherish the fact that I invest time, teaching and spiritual direction from the Master into their lives. I simply answered you in a manner you might understand... you evidently don't understand kind, common dialogue.
Joelel, you sure act like you know a lot about me... to not know anything about me. However, what you don't know is that there is a little part of me that feels somewhat 'prophetic' myself now: I have a sneaky feeling that you won't last long on AFF if your attitude doesn't change.
Now, time will tell all things...
Adieu.
Yes now you feel prophetic,you know something we all know,I say we don't need training,the Holy Ghost anoints and teaches,opens doors,leads the way and you say i'm blowing smoke.Then every carnal mind jumps on your band wagon and attacks me,and I defend and I get band and all the attackers get to stay on the band wagon and attack everyone else as they will.Nice carnal band wagon here,love everyone.Oh yes,besides all that,I fell.
My wonderful pastor, now gone on to his reward told us the story of a young man telling him he didn't write sermon notes, that he heard from God instead.
My very kind, and very wise pastor said "God speaks to me too, I just write down what he said"
Joelel.. you are impressing no one...
Do you have a pastor that you are submitted under?
Thank you,my Holy Ghost don't forget and knows what order to say what and when to say it.I don't have to write down thing to remind him what to say.You really think Peter had out lined what he preached on the day of pentecost?
It seems obvious that this person is playing a joke. Nobody can really be that ridiculous.
He must be one finger typing though. He's way behind on the posts. Maybe that is the reason he will not use notes.
you know, I think you might be on to something here.... Yep, it's ridiculous alright! where is a "pathetic" smiley... We could use one about now for a certain poster!
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I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
*sigh* I did nothing yesterday.... I wasn't finished so I did nothing again today!
Brother, tell me...what is it that you are discerning about me?
I am seriously asking.
Discern meaning,to say what is right or wrong,detect.I hear, man is not for you.The Holy Ghost tells you to come.He said don't say much.Do you know what he means ? I can tell you.
Yes now you feel prophetic,you know something we all know,I say we don't need training,the Holy Ghost anoints and teaches,opens doors,leads the way and you say i'm blowing smoke.Then every carnal mind jumps on your band wagon and attacks me,and I defend and I get band and all the attackers get to stay on the band wagon and attack everyone else as they will.Nice carnal band wagon here,love everyone.Oh yes,besides all that,I fell.
Yes, Joeloeloel, everyone is out to get you. In fact this thread was started to 'flush' you out in the open so everyone could gang up on you. We've been watching you from the day you accidentally stumbled into AFF. We've all been instructed by the Admins to lure you out into the open where the peons of AFFville can gang up on you like a cupcake in a room full of leotard wearing obese women leaving a strenuous aerobics class!
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!
It was civil and full of dialogue until you came in with your 'sweet, cheerful, jovial' presence and started slamming everything that didn't chose to linger in the same abyss of asanine abhorrance that you seem to find misery in.
No, forget about all that. Let's just say that everyone's against you. It was all a set up and now the black helicopters are hovering over your head just outside of your cave waiting to carry you away to a UPC Bible School somewhere for extensive ministerial training and an advanced class in sermon note construction!
Hey! I get it! I really get it! Those carnal guys that wrote the Bible for us just wasted alot of time and parchment. Didn't they know the Holy Ghost could just speak to us and tell us all that we needed to know! Bunch of carnal sinners. I can't believe I have spent so much time studying what they wrote. I should have just let the Holy Ghost speak.
Wait. I am hearing something from somewhere right now...
You might hear something if you believe what they wrote.John.14
[26] But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
1John.2
[27] But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him.
Discern meaning,to say what is right or wrong,detect.I hear, man is not for you.The Holy Ghost tells you to come.He said don't say much.Do you know what he means ? I can tell you.
What did... Can anybody... What in the world... ??????