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Originally Posted by ogatt
i was preachin the other nite and had preached about 20 minutes and i realized that the rest of my notes were missing.
thats when i realized my coon dog had ate them when he was hanging around me that day.
i told em what had happened and i would be cuttin it short. i stood out on the porch of the church shakin hands and inspectin sideburn lengths and skirt lengths when a young man who was a visitor ask me if my dog eever had pups could he have one for his preacher?
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You hunt coon? You are the most worldly preacher I know! How can you stand in front of those people and preach holiness?
You are going to.................
Coon hunters heaven!