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02-08-2008, 09:20 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
ive got a series of messages i call the split em up series.
this will divide the sheep from the goats and i have cleaned up a lot of churches with this series.
i never had to go back to those churches cause it worked right the first time.
last place i preached it was just me and the pastor and 2 old ladies...finally.
i got ready to get in my 72 ltd woody wagon and the pastor came out and paid me with 2 chickens.
I ask him if i could trade one of the chickens for a pot to cook it in.
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02-10-2008, 09:11 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
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Originally Posted by ogatt
ive got a series of messages i call the split em up series.
this will divide the sheep from the goats and i have cleaned up a lot of churches with this series.
i never had to go back to those churches cause it worked right the first time.
last place i preached it was just me and the pastor and 2 old ladies...finally.
i got ready to get in my 72 ltd woody wagon and the pastor came out and paid me with 2 chickens.
I ask him if i could trade one of the chickens for a pot to cook it in.
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Was it a crock pot?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-10-2008, 09:15 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
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Was it a crock pot?
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No it was a crack pot.
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02-10-2008, 09:17 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
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No it was a crack pot.
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Oh, a slow cooker............ 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-10-2008, 09:18 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
This thread has ministered to me in a real and lasting way.
I am seriously considering a return to the Old Paths.
Even if that path leads me to the outhouse.
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02-10-2008, 09:19 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
They still have outhouses, they just call them porta potties now...............
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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02-10-2008, 09:20 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
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This thread has ministered to me in a real and lasting way.
I am seriously considering a return to the Old Paths.
Even if that path leads me to the outhouse.
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That's were the old paths did lead. At least in one sense of the word. 
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02-10-2008, 10:51 PM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
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Originally Posted by ogatt
ive got a series of messages i call the split em up series.
this will divide the sheep from the goats and i have cleaned up a lot of churches with this series.
i never had to go back to those churches cause it worked right the first time.
last place i preached it was just me and the pastor and 2 old ladies...finally.
i got ready to get in my 72 ltd woody wagon and the pastor came out and paid me with 2 chickens.
I ask him if i could trade one of the chickens for a pot to cook it in.
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Hey either you stole that from Bro McKimmey or he stole it from you cuz he just told that one at our church last weekend! LOL
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02-11-2008, 12:35 AM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
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Hey either you stole that from Bro McKimmey or he stole it from you cuz he just told that one at our church last weekend! LOL
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we must have preached at the same church!!! Is he that harp player?
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02-11-2008, 12:51 AM
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Re: Where is that great shepherd of the sheep, OGA
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we must have preached at the same church!!! Is he that harp player?
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Aren't you the one that told me about the feller that was shipwrecked and stranded by himself on a deserted island?
When a rescue ship finally showed up they asked if was by himself.
When he said yes, they asked then why are there 3 huts on the island.
He said, "I live in that one" and then pointing at a new one he said "that's the new WPF church where I attend on Sundays."
They asked "well what's that other hut?"
He said, "Oh that's the UPC church where I used to go."
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