Now I've heard it all - Page 5

COOPER · #41 02-13-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

I heard someone say "I was constipated and had diarrhea"

Was he constipated and then had a sudden relief?

dizzyde · #42 02-13-2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

I think if they pastor a church their away preaching should be left just a few times a year - - they are paid to pastor the church and being gone a couple times a month to preach elsewhere cannot be productive for the church.

I agree!! I just wonder why people would put up with it?

Margies3 · #43 02-13-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sherri

Sometimes people will tell us when they are going to miss, but most of the time, they don't. We're okay with that. Unless they're in leadership, or have a vital role in a service, we don't expect people to call and let us know if they're going to be out. If they do, that's just an added blessing, but we don't expect it.

Sherri, if I lived in your area, I would for sure make your church my home.

ogatt · #44 02-13-2008, 01:21 PM

If you aint at church im knocking on your door
if your sick then you can bring your sick lame and lazy carcass to church and get prayed for
if your dead then you can get carried in in a box and we will say a few words over you and plant you since you probably had sin in your life anyway.
if you are thinkin about a vacation and i say its ok then you have to be back for sunday even if its a 2 week vacation then you can turn around and go back to wherever you heatherns go on vacation
as long as its not disney, branson, anyplace with a beach or the north pole.

If you are 2 far to make it back then below is a list of churches you can go to.

Pastor Ogatt

Michael Phelps · #45 02-13-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Margies3

Sherri, if I lived in your area, I would for sure make your church my home.

They may not have enough bedrooms.

#46 02-13-2008, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Margies3

Sherri, if I lived in your area, I would for sure make your church my home.

We had a guy that wanted to make the Church his home. For Real

Rev · #47 02-13-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

Not right.

It was the truth - sort of.

rgcraig · #48 02-13-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev

It was the truth - sort of.

NO IT WASN'T - - - your bed was not OKALAHOMA!!!! Bed's don't have names!

tamor · #49 02-13-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

NO IT WASN'T - - - your bed was not OKALAHOMA!!!! Bed's don't have names!

#50 02-13-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig

I think if they pastor a church their away preaching should be left just a few times a year - - they are paid to pastor the church and being gone a couple times a month to preach elsewhere cannot be productive for the church.

There are a lot of pastors who are not paid to pastor a church. There are those who work a secular job and pastor a church. Any time that pastor could get away I would say more power to him!