This is good, but it was obviously written by a liberal pastor!
A few changes are needed for the conservative pastors!
2A. Since we are the ones who hear from God, only pastors can use the "God told us" thing.
6. We have interests outside of church and the bible, but we don't want to talk about these interests with you. We have other pastor friends that we share these interests with. Our conversation should focus on church and the bible instead of worldly things.
8. Always show us your spiritual front so we don't think that you're worldly and backslid.
16. If you REALLY want to be our friend, do everything that we ask or preach. Your attempt at an explanation is not wanted and is a sign of rebellion.
17. Do not attempt to start a home group to study the bible on your own! You are gullible sheep, so if you want to know what the bible says about any subject, come to me!
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