You walk into this Boutique. Pink and black is the prominent store colors. Pink and black tulle with miniature lights inside and draped from the ceiling. Soft jazz music is playing.
A woman walks in and sees the cream and light denim blue candles. "Ooooh, this is so pretty and it smells so manly!!!! What do you call this candle?"
"FERD"
2 things.
Frist, I am too manly to know what tule is.
Second, FERD would sell like HOTCAKES!
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