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Old 03-19-2008, 05:33 PM
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If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came
in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by
and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and
sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting soldiers who
are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot.

So, He sent me.'
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Old 03-19-2008, 06:48 PM
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Cool response; good thinking!
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Old 03-19-2008, 06:50 PM
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Wow...the title said "Idiots" and so naturally I....well....never mind
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You are so right! People are so stupid!
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Wow...the title said "Idiots" and so naturally I....well....never mind
So naturally you opened it up, to see what the word of the Lord was for you today???
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:09 PM
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So naturally you opened it up, to see what the word of the Lord was for you today???
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You are so right! People are so stupid!
If it takes you longer than 5 seconds to figure this one out , you are a moron :-)

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Old 03-19-2008, 08:43 PM
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If it takes you longer than 5 seconds to figure this one out , you are a moron :-)

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I don't get it. Would you draw a picture on my napkin?
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Old 03-19-2008, 11:44 PM
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I don't get it. Would you draw a picture on my napkin?
Well, I think just maybe they were alluding to the fact that sometimes Rhoni likes to call people idiots. They were worried I was misbehaving on this thread. But I wasn't - not really
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