A pastor, quite conservative, and firmly convinced women should never wear britches, and men should only wear britches, makes it his priority to teach this principle quite often from the pulpit of his rural country church.
He integrates this fine principle of Christian discipleship in each of his new convert courses.
Sister Patty Pentecost, new to the whole church scene, finally gets "the revelation" that a woman in pants will split the pit wide open.
So...the next Wednesday night, smack dab in the middle of testimony service, Sister Patty stands to speak. Voice trembling, and hands raised, she blurts out the following statement.
"Church I'm so thankful for my pastor. He's the only one who has ever been able to get my pants off me."
This is a prime example of a testimony service gone bad.
Any other examples?
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