AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-church? - Page 11

Nahum · #**101** 06-03-2008, 02:23 PM

Okay, here goes, just for kicks.

I don't believe in two-headed monsters so the lead pastor would be........Deacon Blues!

The Church Administrator would be James Griffin.

The next level of leadership would be a Church Council comprised of several departmental heads who are all ministers of the Gospel.

Continuing Adult Education Pastor would be Miss Brattified.

Personal Growth and Discipleship Pastor would be Mizpeh.

Spiritual Disciplines Pastor would be Amos.

Activities and Athletics Pastor would be Daniel Alicea.

Missions Pastor would be Keith4Him.

Education Pastor would be Doug Ellingsworth (even though he no longer posts here!)

Personal Cronies and welcoming committeee would be RevDWW, Freeatlast, RevRandy, Divided Thigh, Heavenly One and Stephen Hoover.

SDG · #**102** 06-03-2008, 02:26 PM

Have include DeaconBlues as on Associate Pastor.

I'd love to hear him teach and preach.

DividedThigh · #**103** 06-03-2008, 02:27 PM

aww yes nepotism at its best, personal cronies, now fishing buddy would work for me, dt

rgcraig · #**104** 06-03-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Have include DeaconBlues as on Associate Pastor.

I'd love to hear him teach and preach.

He's GREAT!

Nahum · #**105** 06-03-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DividedThigh

aww yes nepotism at its best, personal cronies, now fishing buddy would work for me, dt

Could we start a fishing ministry?

I'm still waiting to catch one with a coin in its mouth, like Jesus did.

My Own Eyes · #**106** 06-03-2008, 02:30 PM

Can I be that member of the congregation that only shows up about once every quarter? The one that frustrates you to know end, but don't give up hoping that some day God will get through to her?

Nahum · #**107** 06-03-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by My Own Eyes

Can I be that member of the congregation that only shows up about once every quarter? The one that frustrates you to know end, but don't give up hoping that some day God will get through to her?

We'll put you in charge of visitor follow-up!

My Own Eyes · #**108** 06-03-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

We'll put you in charge of visitor follow-up!

LOL, I would be more likely to talk them out of going back then to encourage them to come again...

"Hi, this is Mich, and I'm just calling to say we're glad you visited The Church of AFF.

Oh? You usually sleep in on sunday mornings? Me too! Then I like to go get a nice brunch, maybe some pancakes & sausage. I know a really good pancake place.

Hey, I would love to take you there? How does next sunday morning sound?"

Nahum · #**109** 06-03-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by My Own Eyes

LOL, I would be more likely to talk them out of going back then to encourage them to come again...

"Hi, this is Mich, and I'm just calling to say we're glad you visited The Church of AFF.

Oh? You usually sleep in on sunday mornings? Me too! Then I like to go get a nice brunch, maybe some pancakes & sausage. I know a really good pancake place.

Hey, I would love to take you there? How does next sunday morning sound?"

Sounds like you need a bit more training.

SDG · #**110** 06-03-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by My Own Eyes

LOL, I would be more likely to talk them out of going back then to encourage them to come again...

"Hi, this is Mich, and I'm just calling to say we're glad you visited The Church of AFF.

Oh? You usually sleep in on sunday mornings? Me too! Then I like to go get a nice brunch, maybe some pancakes & sausage. I know a really good pancake place.

Hey, I would love to take you there? How does next sunday morning sound?"

We're thinking of bringing IHOP to the church ... problem solved.