AFF AllStar Staff Draft: If you had a mega-church?

[My Own Eyes]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

We're thinking of bringing IHOP to the church ... problem solved.

You know that just might get me to church! LOL

After being unchurched for about a year. I found a nice progressive non-demon. (Is that the HG??? I do that EVERY time...I of course mean non-deNOM.) church that is not too far from my house.

I went twice back in April, but haven't made it since. It wasn't that I didn't enjoy it, I just got used to Sundays being a nice lazy day.

[revrandy]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Personal Cronies and welcoming committeee would be RevDWW, Freeatlast, RevRandy, Divided Thigh, Heavenly One and Stephen Hoover.

I make a good cronie!!

with mustard and relish.....on rye....

[Monkeyman]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

3. Media Ministry team - Monkeyman and CC1.

Both have a talent, passion and gift for this very vital ministry in the 21st century church.

I made a list, I made a list!!!!

Although I already see a problem...bad broadcasting!!! My camera would be shaky because I always jump and dance during church since I am soooo apostolic and CC1's camera would constantly be focused on the pretty young girls!!!!

[Brother Price]

Thank you for the positions of Youth and Drama Minister. I think I'll do this great drama I saw one time of a guy trying to describe grace. I don't know, maybe like an infomercial or something like that.

[Hoovie]

OK and now for the interpretive dance team, the catchers ministry, armor bearers, the "nurses" and the church "mothers"...

[Esther]

I was surprised to make a team and low and behold I made TWO! Thanks for thinking of me.

I may make up a list later.

[Sweet Pea]

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

Okay, here goes, just for kicks.


Education Pastor would be Doug Ellingsworth (even though he no longer posts here!)

Wow.... I never figured that one out..... what was his screen name?

[Esther]

Now I know how DA gets his post count so high. Make a post for each position.


Ok I know I will forget some folks I want on the team and forget some positions I would normally include. I will make this just AFF folks.

Senior Pastor:Rymis
Pastor: Rrford
Assistant Pastor:
Youth Pastor: MOW (fun yet has enough age to give wisdom)
Music Director: Mark
Evangelist outreach:One Accord
Mentors: BStrange, Beard, Steve Epley,Sherri, MPhelps, Pastor D, Stephen Hoover
New Convert Pastor: Amos (balanced)
Missions Director: Sis Alvear
Spanish Ministry: DA
Activity Director: Esther (I love to plan FUN!)
Fund Raiser Director: Tina
Secretary: The Mrs
Treasurer: CC1
Church Bulletin: Barb
Head Usher: Socali
Cell Group Director: Keith & Jeanie
Ladies Prayer Meeting Director: Falla
Men's Prayer Meeting Director: Ron
Internet Director: Praxeas
Nursery Director: Queen Esther
Nurse: Heavenly One
Photgrapher: Margie3
Marketing:Timlan
Legal Advisor: James Griffin
Church Board: Ferd, Carp, LadyRev, Thumper, Kent, Lucy,
Counselor: Rhoni
Prison Ministry: RevDWW
Church School Director: Newman
Children Church Director: Miss Brat
Singles Director: Renda
Sunday School Director: PM
College and Career Teacher:St Matt
Senior Adult SS Teacher:sequidordejesus
High School SS Teacher: ForeverBlessed
Boys Junior High SS Teacher:diggin4truth
Girls Junior High SS Teacher:Pressing On
Primary SS Teacher: Amazing Grace
Drama Director:Lady Coonskinner

[ForeverBlessed]

Originally Posted by MissBrattified

Sunday School Director - ForeverBlessed
Bus Ministry - Bro-Larry - Obviously cares about kids, and would work well with FB

Originally Posted by Rhoni

Christian Education: Forever Blessed

Originally Posted by Esther

High School SS Teacher: ForeverBlessed

Thanks for the vote of confidence ladies ... think maybe God is trying to tell me something? lol

I worked in the S.S. dept and with kids for years when I was younger... (not that I am old by any means ) I loved to teach. I keep getting told by people I need to start offering to work with the youth at church... My daughters came out of class a few weeks ago and begged me to go to pastor and ask him if I could teach... according to them, I am needed.

iffin ya see the potential in me... maybe I should pray about working in my not so mega church.

[Hoovie]

Originally Posted by ForeverBlessed

Thanks for the vote of confidence ladies ... think maybe God is trying to tell me something? lol

I worked in the S.S. dept and with kids for years when I was younger... (not that I am old by any means ) I loved to teach. I keep getting told by people I need to start offering to work with the youth at church... My daughters came out of class a few weeks ago and begged me to go to pastor and ask him if I could teach... according to them, I am needed.

iffin ya see the potential in me... maybe I should pray about working in my not so mega church.

repent thou for thine omission.... then go and omit no more!