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Well. Forgive my lack of sympathy...LOL!!!!
Got facial hair? Hello wax strips!
Walk like a man? Put on a pair of feminine heels and just try to keep that manly strut goin' while you are 4 inches off the ground.
Dress like a man? Put on a dress. Make sure it's made out of something soft, lacy, fluffy, silky or satiny.
Can't grow long hair? Tie a ribbon or scarf around your head. I'd be willing to wager the difference will be obvious.
Have bushy eyebrows? Learn how to use a pair of tweezers.
Hair on your ears? Hello wax strips again.
Have manly BO? Take baths twice a day and use deoderant regularly. Goodness, shower after every meal if that's what it takes.
Hairly legs? SHAVE them. (GASP--what a novel idea)
COME on...I can understand that not all women are born with an hourglass figure and are naturally hairless, or have long, gorgeous, wavy tresses...but you can look feminine if you WANT to look feminine, and you can act feminine if you WANT to.
Huh-uh. I don't buy it. I do not buy the idea that a person can't help but be masculine. You take the most shapeless woman and put her in heels and a pretty dress, and she will look like a woman in spite of herself.
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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