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Re: Help! Puppies!!!!
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Please read my missives to Mr. Pressing On regarding rosco.
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From the "I Am Toast" thread? Okay, Mr. Deville, here they are:
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SHOOT THE DOG!
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Fine if you are afraid of guns, give the dog 40 feet of logging chain and have him swim a river!
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I am with your husband.
to teach a dog to fly, you cannot start with a short drop.
you have to find a building or bridge at least 150 feet tall. Just go to the top and toss him over!
dog will either fly or be a "good dog"
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even more biblical would be to use the wisdom of Soloman and split that dog in half.
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Pressing, if none of the other options work, mail the dog to a frined in south texas or louisiana, they can use it for gater bate!
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Did you know that dogs love to drink anti-freeze? it tends to stop their hearts but they just cant seem to resist.
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KILL THE PUPPY!
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Dear Brother Pressing on. Dont beat your wife. Just shoot the dog!
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Dear Mr. Pressing On. .22 caliber bulits are very CHEEP.
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Dear Brother Pressing On.
Killing dogs is easy. if you cant bring yourself to do it, I know a guy.
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Dear Mr. Pressing On. It is cruel to not feed a dog. I hear dogs LOVE chocolate. It also kills them. Just a thought. You can be NOT cruel and kill the dog at the same time.
BUY CHOCOLATE!
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some of us dont want to waste our shoes, couches, carpet....MONEY... on them either.
Dear Mr. Pressing On. Teach your dog to fetch a stick... then throw the stick onto the freeway.
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Dear Mr. Pressing On,
Teach Rosco to chew electrical cords. then leave him a 440....
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Are these the "missives" you speak of? 
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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
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