HA! This is fun...I'll bite.
If the UPC church board got together, it might look something like this:
Pastor: Brother Bob has won the lottery and he wants to pay tithes of a millyun dollars.
Board Member #1. You don't think that if he pays his tithes people will expect you to stop taking up offerings?
Pastor: Brother that is a good point, maybe we should keep it quiet
Board member #2: Well the press already knows and they are wondering what you are going to do with the money.
Pastor: (Carpenter: I better stop here)
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