|
Re: How to Save Money
Here is a huge money saver....
Go buy the cheap ham...
call your favorite chimney sweep and have him send you a pound of fresh creosote...
marinate the ham in creosote bag for a few days...
Wash and Wah-la! Your fifty cent ham is now a "smoked" ham worth five bucks a pound!
WARNING studies have shown creosote is carcinogenic and may lead to premature death... so eat fast.
__________________
"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
|
Threaded Mode
