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11-11-2008, 09:13 PM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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The happy hooker I thought that was about fishing lures.
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obviously YOU never got in trouble for reading those kinds of books, eh, Scott? Good for you!
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11-11-2008, 09:13 PM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
Was that Madame Marabel Morgan ? Wasn't she a duchess or something ?
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11-11-2008, 09:15 PM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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Was that Madame Marabel Morgan ? Wasn't she a duchess or something ?
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Scott, Scott, Scott........... let me help you out here, brother...............
Madame would have been the Happy Hooker. Marabel Morgan was the saran wrap queen.
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11-11-2008, 09:15 PM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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obviously YOU never got in trouble for reading those kinds of books, eh, Scott? Good for you!
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My books had pictures but my dad found em and threw em away.
He saw I'm glad you ain't gay,but those books aren't good for you.
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11-11-2008, 09:16 PM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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Scott, Scott, Scott........... let me help you out here, brother...............
Madame would have been the Happy Hooker. Marabel Morgan was the saran wrap queen.
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Is not a madame a title of royalty ?
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11-11-2008, 09:26 PM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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Is not a madame a title of royalty ?
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let me tell you a funny story..............
my great aunt grew up in Luxembourg and married my great uncle during WWII. He married her and brought her back to Detroit after the war. Her family was pretty wealthy at that time and owned a big castle in Luxembourg.
So she comes here, and she and Uncle Stan adopt 5 kids and raise them.
When one of their sons is old enough, he joins the Army and is stationed in Germany. On one of his weekend passes, he decides he is going to go to Luxembourg to meet the grandmother and aunts that still live there. He's never met them before and in fact, they had cut off contact with his mom when she came to the US to live because she married a Protestant. So Stephen calls his mom and gets the address for the castle they own and takes off, hoping that someone is still alive even. And hoping against hope that they're not only alive, but maybe even living in the castle. And if not living there, then maybe someone can tell him how to make contact with them once he gets there.
So he gets there, knocks on the door and is met by.......................
a hooker!! He's in a brothel - run by his GRANDMOTHER and his AUNTS!!!!
They had run out of money and needed an income and after all they had this nice castle with all these many rooms. So what's a woman to do?!
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11-11-2008, 09:29 PM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
What is it called when high up people get down on their luck a royal flush ?
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11-12-2008, 12:51 AM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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I say the pastor calls a testimony service, the kind of testimony services we remember as kids....
He should start out with.... Did anyone get blessed this past week?
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The first one on their feet was the man who sits on the second row, wears overalls every service, still uses Dippity-Doo in his hair, half his teeth are rotten, and he begins to SHOCKAMOO before he even says anything. His toothless wife, who needs to be introduced to Prell for her stringy hair, begins to blush as her husband finally bellers, "Pastor, this wuz the best week of my life 'cept for Saterdee when the wife said no cuz our seven kids were waking up on the floor around us......."
Neck, you got my old-time testimony service memories racing!!! LOL 
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11-12-2008, 12:54 AM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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Um. Let's see. You send the kids to bed at 8:30 and shut (and lock) the bedroom door. How's that?   |
Kids pretend to sleep. Kids hear funny noises at mommy's door?
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11-12-2008, 01:01 AM
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Re: Seven Days of Sex... Woo Hoo!! :)
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Counting down until this thread is locked......LOL!
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I don't think it will be locked-- most folks have been mature and have kept their Christian scruples on this thread.
When I read about that guy, it made me remember all the stuff I had been told over the years about what married Christians should and should not do.
Is discussing the alleged difference in definitions between Biblical sodomy and Merriam-Webster sodomy a "no-no"?
If there is such a difference, is it clear and if it is, why was I told the stuff I was told?
(i.e OS is BAD)
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