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Old 11-20-2008, 03:34 PM
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A Little Bit Of Humor...!

Perhaps it's time for a bit of humor!

Divorce

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before
Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
enough.

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your sister in Denver and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck
they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'
She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are
NOT getting divorced. Do not do a single thing until I get there. I am
calling my brother back, and we will both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says,
'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
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Old 11-20-2008, 03:37 PM
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Re: A Little Bit Of Humor...!

:too funny
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Old 11-20-2008, 03:44 PM
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That's funny and seasonal. I think I may have to steal it for our website this week...sorry
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Old 11-20-2008, 03:53 PM
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Re: A Little Bit Of Humor...!

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Perhaps it's time for a bit of humor!

Divorce

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before
Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is
enough.

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister
in Denver and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck
they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'
She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are
NOT getting divorced. Do not do a single thing until I get there. I am
calling my brother back, and we will both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says,
'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
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Old 11-20-2008, 03:54 PM
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That's funny and seasonal. I think I may have to steal it for our website this week...sorry
Are you going to use "like heck" on your website?
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That's funny and seasonal. I think I may have to steal it for our website this week...sorry

Bro. Tstew,

You go right ahead. We all need some humor!

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That is HILARIOUS!!!
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Are you going to use "like heck" on your website?


No, I had already revised it by the time I saw this post.
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Bro. Tstew,

You go right ahead. We all need some humor!

Hugs, (motherly, of course!)

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I'm glad you feel that way. Since it's already up
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